Definitions by Someone who has done this same thing

Glennons 

The hair that grows on the back of your neck. Usually comes is two strips - one for each side of your neck.

Dude look at your freakin neck! Your Glennons are thick. Get em cut!

Glennons by Someone who has done this same thing October 13, 2006

beach bum 

Someone who spends way too much time at the beach and usually falls under one of the following categories of people:

1) Homeless
2) A kid on summer break
3) A pervert
4) A drunk
5) Patrick Swayze in Point Break

Look at that pervert beach bum staring at all the girls, what a loser.

beach bum by Someone who has done this same thing May 3, 2006

spladunke

Another term to refer to when one has had sex. Often used to describe intercourse with somebody who is a virgin.

Friend: Yo, did you hit that shit last night?
You: Yeah, I spladunked her. It was tight!

spladunke by Someone who has done this same thing May 3, 2006

matio 

Slang for San Mateo.

White boy1: Yo where you from kid?
White boy2: Matioooooo!

matio by Someone who has done this same thing May 3, 2006

The Kicker Upper 

A special cum shot finishing move invented by the infamous pornography star Randy West. The Kicker Upper takes place when Randy West puts a girl in the doggy-style position towards the side or end of a bed. Standing behind the girl, who is now in the doggy-style position, Randy then lifts one of his legs onto the bed while leaving the other on the ground, hence - The Kicker Upper. The view is one so that the cameraman can completely capture Randy pumping and thrusting into the girl until he cums.

Uh oh, here comes The Kicker Upper! Randy must almost be done!

The Kicker Upper by Someone who has done this same thing May 2, 2006