1122 definitions by Solid Mantis
Ranting is speaking your mind. Soft, spiritual minded people or groups call speaking your mind ranting when they don't want to hear about the subject. Soft, spiritual folks don't rant, they speak their minds. Only other people rant.
by Solid Mantis January 19, 2018
by Solid Mantis May 6, 2021
Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.
The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.
by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020
Being honest because people would find out who you are if you weren't honest isn't really the same thing as being honest or direct when you have every option or oppurtunity not to be.
Turning in a bunch of money when you could keep it doesn't make somebody an honest person, since it's one action. A cop who turns in a million dollars has bought his right to do anything corrupt he wants to do by making himself look like he is honest all the time (which is what honesty really is, honesty at all times, when nobody cares or pays attention). The truth is, nobody is honest one hundred percent of the time, it's really a matter of what degree of honesty somebody usually gives you when they have the option to be dishonest or many other things that lets you know what degree of trustworthy kind of person they are.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
The dork was as plain as an old tin pail, which was probably why she began to copy Taylor Swift's compositions and imitate Taylor Swift, so she would have an identity that was different, and appear to not be afraid to everyone else.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021
Someone who turns on the news, sees the coverage of a hurricane, and riots for the human beings instead of the hurricane.
The plain girl would say a prayer every night before the storm that the winds would clock in 5 mph less every hour, and that no human being would suffer, so that she could put on her mask, hand sanitizer, gloves, face shield and bubble suit and be miserable the next day. A storm is nature's way of letting human beings know that everyone deserves this shit, it doesnt matter if you think you're a good person or not, it doesnt matter if your skin is light or dark, or you think you deserve something better than this shit.
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020
The kids were glad they didnt get plain old tin pails for Christmas, even if Christmas was traditional, and seemed like the same thing every year.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020