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2 definitions by Solepsis

 
1.
A portmanteau of "cunt" and the Spanish name "Consuela". Really good to use when you need to use the "cunt word" but need to keep it subtle.
1) My mom was bitching at me all afternoon long. She's being a real cuntsuela today.

2) I hate that girl. That cuntsuela needs to stop talking shit about me on facebook.
by Solepsis September 21, 2011
 
2.
1) A short, sweet way of saying "Double Kill" when playing online/console first-person shooter video games.

2) A possible nickname for Donkey Kong.
I was playing Halo and these two guys tried to run up on me. They didn't know I had a shotgun, and I got an easy deek.
by Solepsis September 21, 2011