Soiled Undergarment's definitions

Windows XP

One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!

"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

spacebar

1) The social place for Astronauts.
2) A key on a keyboard which has a nice name but doesn't do much.

"Dude, I am going to Mir."
"Dude, have fun at the spacebar."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Shopping Trolley

A shopping trolley is a trolley in which you put your shopping in. Usually found dumped in canals, or with a hobo sleeping in it, they are great transportation tools. Most supermarkets are suffering from jacked shopping trolleys and have introduced newer shopping trolleys which get jacked too.

"Dude, let's go to Tesco and jack the trolleys."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Lump

A dog who although has been run over many times still loves to chase cars.

"Lump, come back here boy, that is an ugly car."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

192

UK Directory Enquiries. Worked flawlessly, was a bit expensive but was worth the price. Shut down for no reason by Oftel, who never like to see one company do well on its own, and shut down by the people who want needless competition. 192 followed in the footsteps of Ma Bell. 192 is being replaced with twelve six-digit '118' numbers, the original 192 service can be found at 118 500, but it now has rivals. There are lots of pussy services like 118 118 and 118 888.

"Dude, phone 192."
"Dude, that doesn't exist anymore, I gotta phone one of those pussy companies."
"Dude, just phone 118 500, it is the original 192."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

TWAT

1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

drop and unload

To drop your pants then to masturbate with the sole purpose of ejaculating.

"Dude, do you feel heavy?"
"Dude, yeah."
"Dude, drop and unload, and see if you feel lighter."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003