Soiled Undergarment's definitions

TWAT

1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

drop and unload

To drop your pants then to masturbate with the sole purpose of ejaculating.

"Dude, do you feel heavy?"
"Dude, yeah."
"Dude, drop and unload, and see if you feel lighter."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

sprog

Derogatory term for a child.

"People who make sprogs should be locked up in a room full of sprogs and then strangled to death with a condom which is what they should've used in the first place."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

webazoot

To overcharge largely for little or no service.

I was charged £50000000000000000000000000000000000.09 for just writing this listing!!!

by Soiled Undergarment May 13, 2005

Dr. Pepper

Tastes like medicine but I drink it anyway.

"Dude, you got any Dr. Pepper?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

urinal mints

Those fresheners you find in urinals to get rid of the smell of urine but it just ends up smelling of bleach and piss and it makes you wanna puke.

"Eat a urinal mint, it freshens your breath."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

bastard

1) Fish excrement.
2) An insult.
3) Somebody born without a father.

1) "Dude, look at that floating bastard."
2) "Dude, that guy's a bastard."
3) "Dude, BO's mum's a whore and he's a bastard."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003