Soiled Undergarment's definitions

I'm A Big Kid Now

What 11 year olds like to say.

"Look at me, I've started secondary school, I'm a big kid now."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Henno Gravy

That guy in Ultimate Force and he is like the leader and he thinks he is the dog's bollocks - he was Grant in EastEnders.

"I'm Henno Garvie, Sargent Dogs Bollocks."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

ITV

Wannabe BBC. But with better drama.

"Dude, let's watch ITV."

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

Heathrow Airport

1) The busiest airport in the world.
2) A place to go during a heatwave if you want to pass out.

1) "Dude, we're going to Heathrow!"
2) "Dude, I wanna die." "Dude, let's go to Heathrow."

by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003

purple mushroom

A poisonous fungus.

"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

pip

1) Found in the middle of fruits like an apple.
2) Password in plaintext.

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

Vacuum-Job

When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.

"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003