Those fresheners you find in urinals to get rid of the smell of urine but it just ends up smelling of bleach and piss and it makes you wanna puke.
"Eat a urinal mint, it freshens your breath."
British Petroleum, a petrol filling station.
"Dude, you're low on petrol, there's a BP there why don't you fill up?"
Too many of them are coming over to England and claiming government benefits. This puts more pressure on the British people who then have to fork out more of their income to provide for some family who sit on their arse all day on the phone talking in some weirdo language. Most immigrants run North London jewelry shops where you can buy "gold" for a rip off price (most of the money just goes in their pocket). Tony Blair can't do anything because he's too busy sucking dick all the time.
"Dude, these immigrants really get on my tits."
"Too bad blair won't do anything."
The housing behind the altar where the Eucharist is kept.
"Dude, put that Jesus bread in the tabernacle."
"Dude, that word so reminds me of 'tackle'."
When you're about to say Motherfucker, but you stop from a number of reasons, which include, but are not limited to:
- Passing out
1) A typo of the word "you".
2) An Asian name.
1) "Name, yuo = teh fag."
2) My name is Wang Yuo.
Originating from the Apple program that performs this action, to be quicktimed is to install a program that adds numerous hidden registry keys, an icon on the desktop, in quick launch and in the start menu without your approval.
"Dude, I just installed a porn app and now there's tons of icons and shit,"
"Dude, you've been Quicktimed!"