142 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

BP

"Dude, you're low on petrol, there's a BP there why don't you fill up?"

Brit. Slang.
Toilet paper. Bog - toilet. Roll - roll of paper.

"Dude, I have real bad diarrhoea and we're out of bog roll, can you run down to Tesco for me?"

Some keys randomly typed like gjkgohkjeopvckiwkbvopsk.

"Dude, people actually study what keys people randomly type?"

1) Found in the middle of fruits like an apple.
2) Password in plaintext.

The Danish equivalent of Goatse.cx. Named after a suburb of Copenhagen which has old people as the majority of its residents.

"Dude, I miss making people go to goatse.cx."
"Dude, there's always hundige.dk, and most people don't know about that!"

by Soiled Undergarment November 7, 2004

A cat or woman's genitalia. Can be pronounced 'pussay' or 'puss-air' like you're from Northern England.

Phornicate is when you sweet talk the BT operator and/or when you fuck up phone lines.