10 definitions by Sodomy boy

When in a group of offspring, be them human or animal, all of them are near perfect. Except one, which is exceptionally and completely fucking retarded.
Dude, did you see those insanely hot triplets over there?

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Well, there's four of them, but the last one is a Mongoloid Duckling.

Fuck it, I'm going home.
by Sodomy boy October 26, 2010
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The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.
I got fired today.

Why?

My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.

What....?

I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.
by Sodomy boy April 20, 2011
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The character in all of my definitions that Sodomy Boy absolutely despises, yet still seems to always be around.
Hey Sodomy Boy!

Fuck off Sack o' Shit

No seriously!

I will fucking kill you Sack o' Shit.
by Sodomy boy October 26, 2010
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When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.
Did you see the news today?

Fuck the news.

Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?
by Sodomy boy June 25, 2010
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A person who receives or gives anal sex in weather below or at 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
So how was that Asskimo chick yesterday?

Not so good....

Why?

I have frostbite on my balls......
by Sodomy boy April 21, 2011
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An extremely volatile expulsion of bodily fluids and or particles from one's anus. Usually done onto another individual's chest or face.
Dude what's that smell?

Well, my girlfriend told me she wanted to try an Anal Atom Bomb, she was naked so I just went with it.

The fuck?

Yea, and that was four months ago.
by Sodomy boy October 26, 2010
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The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.
I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.
by Sodomy boy June 17, 2010
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