Definitions by Snoopy Pugh
Zeranged
Zeranged by Snoopy Pugh September 5, 2020
Dirty Davis
a technique usually employed during the rear entry sexual position in which a man places his finger in his own ass and then rubs his finger along the upper lip of his unsuspecting partner; variant of the Dirty Sanchez
Dirty Davis by Snoopy Pugh September 26, 2012
Penocentrism
new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings
Penocentrism by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012
hospice
death accelerator; for profit service which purportedly provides compassionate and joyous end of life care in which death is hastened by a combination of powerful sedatives, lack of food and water, and a complete sense of hopelessness
Granny's family was eager for her large inheritance. Granny was enrolled in hospice given her diagnoses of cataracts and dry skin, and she died 2 days later.
hospice by Snoopy Pugh August 11, 2009
extenze
After my man took extenze, his penis was so large that when I saw it I laughed, and when I sat on it I cried.
extenze by Snoopy Pugh August 11, 2009
run thrust
the awkward and hilarious motion of a horny male dog as he both runs and thrusts after a bitch in heat
run thrust by Snoopy Pugh April 26, 2008
wide bathroom stance
an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters
What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.
wide bathroom stance by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008