2 definitions by SnakAttack

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Another term for "Are you kidding me," "Get real," or "Give me a fucking break". Used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone's mom having a dick.
"Hey, I banged Jennifer last night!"

"Yeah, mom's dick!"
by SnakAttack January 05, 2010

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A man who masturbates using only his thoughts by choice/due to the unavailability of pornography.
Tim went to summer camp and had to become a thoughtsman due to the lack of internet access.
by SnakAttack March 15, 2011

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