3 definitions by SmoothBrownChocolate
The first person you kill off in a game of Among Us or Mafia or any game that involves voting people out.
by SmoothBrownChocolate October 14, 2020
Adam Tee is the worst golfer of all time. Because he is so much better at swimming, calisthenics, Michael Phelphs-ing, and overall being a nice guy. But his gains aren't better than Daniel Isaac.
by SmoothBrownChocolate July 23, 2017
Jessie is the greatest girl in the world! She smells greats, looks great, and is great!
She is kind and lovely. Flowers bow to her as their queen and fair maidens gaze in adoration of how lovely she is! Her sweat is perfume and her poops are works of art. There's nothing more lovely than Jessie. She lights up every room she enters and makes the boy she loves feel complete. She is everything wonderful encapsulated in a lovely floral pill. She is addictive and yet you can't overdose on the love that oozes out of her like a jelly-filled donut of love.
Don't ever let go of Jessie if you have her. She's the best thing that exists on this planet.
Plus, she knows the chorus of Future's "Mask Off" by heart. Man, if that ain't enough, I don't know what is?
She is not just beautiful, but smart as well.
She can prepare excel forms in a jiff! Boo Yah!
She is also kind. She's helpful and has an excellent smile. Dentist use her as a reference.
But for reals, that's a Jessie!
She is kind and lovely. Flowers bow to her as their queen and fair maidens gaze in adoration of how lovely she is! Her sweat is perfume and her poops are works of art. There's nothing more lovely than Jessie. She lights up every room she enters and makes the boy she loves feel complete. She is everything wonderful encapsulated in a lovely floral pill. She is addictive and yet you can't overdose on the love that oozes out of her like a jelly-filled donut of love.
Don't ever let go of Jessie if you have her. She's the best thing that exists on this planet.
Plus, she knows the chorus of Future's "Mask Off" by heart. Man, if that ain't enough, I don't know what is?
She is not just beautiful, but smart as well.
She can prepare excel forms in a jiff! Boo Yah!
She is also kind. She's helpful and has an excellent smile. Dentist use her as a reference.
But for reals, that's a Jessie!
Ooh, that Jessie so sweet! Imma have to call the doctor for more insulin son!
Boy 1: I just got a cupcake from that girl for no apparent reason.
Boy 2: that's nice.
Boy 1: yeah, I think that girl was a Jessie.
Man, I wish I was as lucky enough to have a Jessie.
Flowers: "we adore you, our queen!"
*flowers bowing*
Boy 1: I just got a cupcake from that girl for no apparent reason.
Boy 2: that's nice.
Boy 1: yeah, I think that girl was a Jessie.
Man, I wish I was as lucky enough to have a Jessie.
Flowers: "we adore you, our queen!"
*flowers bowing*
by SmoothBrownChocolate July 24, 2017