8 definitions by SmooTheDragon

School

A prison for kids, usually crule and unusual punishment is practiced there.

I hate waking up at 5:00 am for school.

by SmooTheDragon January 8, 2020

Freshman

The common pest of High schools and colleges around the United states. Most freshman do stupid shit like cross streets when the light is green or ask a senior where the gym is, even though they are in front of it

Freshman: " do you know where the gym is?"
Senior: " You a freshman?"
Freshman: "yes"
Senior: Chuckles and sends freshman on the other side of the school
Freshman: "thanks"
Senior: "No problem"
Teacher: talks to freshman " the gym is on the other side of the school"

by SmooTheDragon June 11, 2019

High-jacking

The act of masturbating while high

One time I was high-jacking on a plane.

by SmooTheDragon January 8, 2020

Noobtube

A under barrle mounted grenade launcher in FPS games such as COD4 and MW2, primarily used by new or bad players of the game.

Lvl 1: Uses noobtube 'SHLUNK'
Lvl 55: "Dude no noobtubes"
Lvl 1: "but it's my only attachment"

by SmooTheDragon June 12, 2019

Requisitions

A over powered and toxic basic training in COD: WW2, allows player to earn score streaks even when they die, but costs twice as much score and can only be used onces.

Enemy: Calls in Ball turret durring domination on Shipment 1944
Friendly 1: "they got a ball turret"
Friendly 2: " Does every player in this god damn have to use requisitions"

by SmooTheDragon June 12, 2019

Fortnite

A "free" game for Xbox one, PS4, PC, Ect. The game is home to 12 year olds and sweaty tryhards and will make you broke if you start buying cosmetic shit. A single skin can cost up to 2000 vbucks ($20.00)

12 yo gamer: "Yeah I'm a gamer"
18 yo gamer: " what games do you play"
12 yo gamer: "Fortnite" ends up getting back handed

by SmooTheDragon June 11, 2019

Flock

A large group of privileged white females that usually go to Starbucks using daddy's credit card, they will get upset and have a bitch fit if you criticize them or Starbucks in any way. More commonly known as basic white bitches.

Anthony: "Did you see that flock"
Austen: " what do you mean, those birds or basic white bitches"
Anthony: "the white bitches"

by SmooTheDragon June 11, 2019