fargot

A homosexual, much like jaxxor and Van Cleve.

my $fargot = 'Van Cleve';

if($fargot == 'Van Cleve')
{
print('Van Cleve is a fargot.');
}

by Smith December 17, 2004

Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis

v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.

by Smith March 17, 2005

1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.

1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.

by smith June 17, 2004

A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.

After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.

by Smith December 3, 2003

Look, Barb, your ass....that shit is ridiculoid but on some other shit, ma, you can't be playing me sideways with the shit.

by Smith March 16, 2005