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cream slammed

1. Chris cream slammed his mother last night.
2. Those suckas got cream slammed.
by smith July 1, 2006
mugGet the cream slammedmug.

Egging the bred

Used when some next man is rucking with some other next man and one of the next men is brucking up the other bredwin bad.
"What-da-blut-yo, that next man is really egging the bred!"
by Smith June 18, 2005
mugGet the Egging the bredmug.

lawn gnome

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.
My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.
by Smith November 20, 2003
mugGet the lawn gnomemug.

BLQ

A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.
After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.
by Smith December 3, 2003
mugGet the BLQmug.

ridiculoid

Fake inter-negro talk for ridiculous
Look, Barb, your ass....that shit is ridiculoid but on some other shit, ma, you can't be playing me sideways with the shit.
by Smith March 16, 2005
mugGet the ridiculoidmug.

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