26 definitions by Smith

Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis

v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.

by Smith March 17, 2005

Striche

Pronounced Streesh. Italian original meaning jizz marks.

Dude, your damn dog left striche marks my pants.

by Smith March 20, 2005

fargot

A homosexual, much like jaxxor and Van Cleve.

my $fargot = 'Van Cleve';

if($fargot == 'Van Cleve')
{
print('Van Cleve is a fargot.');
}

by Smith December 17, 2004

cream slammed

1. getting fucked
2. comparable to "getting served"

1. Chris cream slammed his mother last night.
2. Those suckas got cream slammed.

by Smith June 15, 2004

ridiculoid

Fake inter-negro talk for ridiculous

Look, Barb, your ass....that shit is ridiculoid but on some other shit, ma, you can't be playing me sideways with the shit.

by Smith March 17, 2005

Kracker

This term is said to have originated in England before the 16th century, refering to the lower class whose diet primarily consisted of "crackers", actually biscuits. Many of their descendants were sent to the Georgia penal colony, hence "Georgia crackers." White people had invented this name for themselves before the first slave was brought to America, although it is still in use today by mostly older blacks referring to whites.

Your boss is such a kracker

by Smith April 18, 2005

fly

Ulster slang: to be unfair to you or if someone has said something to someone that you feel he is being hard done by.

"he's so fly!", "thats fly as fuck!"

by Smith March 24, 2005