Smeego's definitions

zula

A word created to make Master Shake cooler than he already is.

Nobody's coola than Shake-zula.

by Smeego July 21, 2004

miniskirt

a device used to allow slutty girls to be uptight about their sluttyness

Slut: Did you look up my miniskirt?
Guy: Err, no?
Slut: I'm calling the cops!

by Smeego February 2, 2005

ebaumsworld

A place full of stolen media with ebaumsworld.com plastered all over it

There is no God, because Eric Bauman hasn't been sued to hell yet.

by Smeego February 5, 2005

napoleon dynamite

Cinema's biggest inside joke.

Dude: Hey, did you see that one part in Napoleon Dynamite where he called that guy an idiot!
Dude 2: Yeah, it was hilarious!
Dude 3: I didn't think it was that funny.
Dude: Clearly you need to be vaccinated.

by Smeego February 17, 2005

ethnicity

Something white people should never try to relate to

Girl: I'm half German!
Guy: Oh, which of your parents are from Germany?
Girl: My mom's from Kentucky and my dad's from Washington.
Guy: Hey, you're an idiot.

by Smeego February 24, 2005