2 definitions by SmartAssKate

Top Definition
A person who referees baseball games and enforces the rules; usually does not have a girlfriend because they are too busy fucking up games.
My brother, Brent: "Man, I need a girl. I've been invited to two weddings and I have no one to go with!"

Me: Girls don't dig umpires.
by SmartAssKate June 18, 2005
Butt Fuck, Nowhere. Like an address. Refers to same coordinates as Middle of Nowhere and BFE. Also see Timbuktu which is actually a place.
I didn't stop to get gas and got stranded in Butt Fuck Nowhere!
by SmartAssKate May 17, 2006

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