A person who referees baseball games and enforces the rules; usually does not have a girlfriend because they are too busy fucking up games.
My brother, Brent: "Man, I need a girl. I've been invited to two weddings and I have no one to go with!"
Me: Girls don't dig umpires.
I didn't stop to get gas and got stranded in Butt Fuck Nowhere!
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