361 definitions by SlopNChop
Mark : Thanks Chad for giving me a job not really where I wanted to work but them ovulating bitches really screwed me good I lost three Planet Fitness gym's and my wife!
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)
by SlopNChop November 1, 2018
Cop : Wow Maggie your butt cheeks are so soft so where would you like me to fuck you at?
Maggie : Well In The Ass of course!
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Maggie : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad I love it when you fuck me In The Ass!
Cop : Ok you two fags off to jail you go.
Steve : Wait can't Chad finish fucking me In The Ass first?
Cop : WACK! WACK WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Chad : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! SPLAT! Oops!
Maggie : Oh My God You Came On The Cops Shoe!
Chad : It's not my fault he pulled me out of Steve's Ass!
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Cop : Sorry mam I need to take these two fags downtown now!
Maggie : Well shit now who's gonna fuck me In The Ass?
K Mart Worker : Uhh i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Maggie : In your Dreams KMART BOY!
K Mart Worker : God Damn't I wish this town had a Target!
Steve : Hey K Mart boy i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Maggie : Well In The Ass of course!
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Maggie : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad I love it when you fuck me In The Ass!
Cop : Ok you two fags off to jail you go.
Steve : Wait can't Chad finish fucking me In The Ass first?
Cop : WACK! WACK WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Chad : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! SPLAT! Oops!
Maggie : Oh My God You Came On The Cops Shoe!
Chad : It's not my fault he pulled me out of Steve's Ass!
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Cop : Sorry mam I need to take these two fags downtown now!
Maggie : Well shit now who's gonna fuck me In The Ass?
K Mart Worker : Uhh i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Maggie : In your Dreams KMART BOY!
K Mart Worker : God Damn't I wish this town had a Target!
Steve : Hey K Mart boy i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
by SlopNChop May 14, 2019
Kiersten : O wow last night I gave Jake A Blowjob that lasted 2 hours I made him cum so much I had to grab a bucket!
Kaylee : That's nice!
Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat!
Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public!
Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me!
Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later!
Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too!
Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today?
Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out!
Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again!
Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!
Kaylee : That's nice!
Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat!
Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public!
Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me!
Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later!
Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too!
Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today?
Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out!
Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again!
Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!
by SlopNChop December 31, 2018
Chad : That little bitch Kiersten cheated on me last night well I paid her back and gave Jim A Blowjob!
Craig : Chad I thought you were married?
Chad : Well you know how Jim likes Blowjobs!
Craig : Dude your sick!
Craig : Chad I thought you were married?
Chad : Well you know how Jim likes Blowjobs!
Craig : Dude your sick!
by SlopNChop November 9, 2016
Kiersten : Jake likes to caress my hair when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kaylee : So
Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!
Kaylee : So
Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!
by SlopNChop February 21, 2018
Hannah : Thanks Chad for taking me out your so sweet!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
Hannah : You asshole I have no money on me!
Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
Hannah : FINE! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Hannah your hair is so soft it makes me even harder! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!
Hannah : Uhhh! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
Steve : Wow Hannah your so lucky giving Chad a Blow Job at Burger King I wish I was you!
Hannah : Shut The Fuck Up!
Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
Hannah : You asshole I have no money on me!
Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
Hannah : FINE! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Hannah your hair is so soft it makes me even harder! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!
Hannah : Uhhh! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
Steve : Wow Hannah your so lucky giving Chad a Blow Job at Burger King I wish I was you!
Hannah : Shut The Fuck Up!
Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!
by SlopNChop February 5, 2019
Lydia : Im sure gonna miss you Chad you should come and visit me at college sometime! (wink)
Chad : Yeah I may just have to do that then I can fuck you and all your hot little friends! (wink)
Lydia : Oh baby Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : I WANT A DIVORCE!
Chad : Yeah right we are not getting a Divorce I didn't do anything wrong!
Chad's Wife : REALLY! You stick your dick in everything but me and now you think you can do it in front of me!
Chad : FINE Pack your shit and get out of my house!
Chad's Wife : Your house I pay all the bills im a lawyer and your a fucking Big Lot's manager!
Chad : So I still help pay the bills BITCH!
Chad's Wife : You do not you spend all your money on women so you can fuck them!
Chad : FINE Keep the house i'll move in with Lydia were a couple now!
Lydia : Uh your not moving in my college dorm and we are not a couple your my brother!
Chad : Step Brother bitch and keep the fuck away you caused a me and my wife to get a Divorce!
Chad's Wife : No CHAD you caused this Divorce now GET THE FUCK OUT!
Chad : FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BOTH!
Chad : Yeah I may just have to do that then I can fuck you and all your hot little friends! (wink)
Lydia : Oh baby Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : I WANT A DIVORCE!
Chad : Yeah right we are not getting a Divorce I didn't do anything wrong!
Chad's Wife : REALLY! You stick your dick in everything but me and now you think you can do it in front of me!
Chad : FINE Pack your shit and get out of my house!
Chad's Wife : Your house I pay all the bills im a lawyer and your a fucking Big Lot's manager!
Chad : So I still help pay the bills BITCH!
Chad's Wife : You do not you spend all your money on women so you can fuck them!
Chad : FINE Keep the house i'll move in with Lydia were a couple now!
Lydia : Uh your not moving in my college dorm and we are not a couple your my brother!
Chad : Step Brother bitch and keep the fuck away you caused a me and my wife to get a Divorce!
Chad's Wife : No CHAD you caused this Divorce now GET THE FUCK OUT!
Chad : FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BOTH!
by SlopNChop December 3, 2018