Slick Willy's definitions

stet

v.intr. To direct that a word or statement be allowed to stand in its original, unrevised form. To let something stand in its original form.

v.tr. To overrule a "correction"
(From Latin, to et it stand, third person singular present subjunctive of stare; typesetters' / copy editors abbreviation to "uncorrect" a revision made in error. As typesetting becomes obsolete, alas, so probably will this powerful little word.)

Eyes filled with tears of joy the profligate wife stetted the divorce suit before it was finalized, throwing the document now confetti about her estranged husband's head.

by Slick Willy March 16, 2005

insource

The opposite of outsource; meaning this is one job you can't find someone else foolish enough to do, or you can't find someone competent enough to do it with the kind of money and credibility you have available so you're just going to have to do it yourself.

Revenues were down, investors were jittery, so the dotcom startup had to insource its janitorial services.

The profligate wife had gained a few pounds and so was compelled to insource her ways and means of satisfaction.

by Slick Willy December 29, 2004

cat daddy

Dude who likes to eat pussy

Yo that Cat Daddy done stole my ho

by Slick Willy September 2, 2003

Achtung

The sound of hocking, and then aiming the hock to perfectly hit the rim of the spitoon to make the "-tung!!" sound. It made everyone pay attention, hence its other, more common definition. Alleged to be the first word in the German language, on which all other words are based.

Acccccccccchhhhh-splat!!!! dammit, let me try again ... don't slip on that ...
Acccccccccchhhhh-TUNGGGG!!!! There ya go!

by Slick Willy March 16, 2005

mosey

It's a culture thing - the antipode of a brother doing the funky broadway, if you come from Texas or Tennessee, you pick up your sour mash and sidle up to that cute chick showing lots of belly, not to scare her off. It is *not* a sashay!!!! Mosey was coined after Mose Allison, jazz pianist

Hey darlin', how about you an' me mosey over to the Motel 6 with us an' the boys, got some Chet Baker

by Slick Willy December 16, 2004

chastise

To cause a mate to be without orgasms, or restricted in arousal. To keep restricted within a chastity device: for women, to prevent penetration; for men, to prevent erection and fondling. See cbt. See also tease.

Marriage for this unusual couple marked the beginning of his frustration: she chastised him for weeks at a time, while consorting and cavorting herself with his best friends and neighbors.

by Slick Willy March 16, 2005

jibber

A uneducated country person, characterized by their incomprehensible accent, and failure to talk about anything other then their Ford pick-up truck. Frequently use phrases such as "Yeah, bud!", or "Git-r-done!" Are also known to exhibit a southern accent despite living above the Mason-Dixon line.

See also: Redneck, breeder

That jibber only talks about his F-350 and chronically regurgitates quotes from Larry the Cable Guy.

by Slick Willy April 18, 2005