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Fowler's Percentage: 70 - 75%
Bit more than a semi, but not quite fully erect.
I was sporting a Fowler when I saw her!
by CretinFowler April 23, 2008

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Fowler is the act of finding out a girl/guy is engaged, and doing everything in your power to hook up with him/her once last time.
"Dude, my ex just got engaged. She's getting married next year"
"Dude, you have 6 months to pull a fowler. No problem."
by Abe Froman Ohio September 21, 2005

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One that displays highly pretentious, demeaning and abusive behaviors when interacting with people they believe are inferior. A Fowler will talk ad nauseum about their Mensa-esque IQ but exhibit catastrophically low social skills, even on TV or in front of their own children. A Fowler is so odious that they offend multiple people or cultures simultaneously. A Fowler may be accompanied by a life partner who is gratuitously enabling and oblivious secondary to cerebral damage incurred by new age holistic posturing. Reference: Stephen Fowler, Wife Swap episode.
"What a fowler! He just lost his board seat because he was such a douche on TV!"
by stephenfowlersucksdotcom February 10, 2009

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A person who sets snares and lies in wait for prey. Derived from the word "fowl", common prey for trappers in old times. The word also gained popularity in the years of Early Modern English (Shakespheare, the King James version of the Bible) as a symbolic term for a person who maliciously uses deception to ensnare or trap others.
Surely, HE will deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

Now that fowler is defined, you are probably wondering what "noisome" means. To be continued.
by JJfats32 December 15, 2013

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A Fowler is something/someone who has a penchant for extreme Bukake. This can either be watching, performing or having it performed on them
Wow that guys a real Fowler
by Jojothemonk3y May 27, 2013

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A Fowler can be found lurking in the shadows near any young woman, particularly blondes. It will use all it's charm and charisma in an extravogant dance to entice aforementioned young women into it's lair where the intent would be to perform an ancient mating ritual. The reality however is that once close to the prey, the Fowler will turn a brilliant shade of red and retract from the situation. The Fowler will then return to it's lair alone, and take up residence on the seat facing his desk with "red tube" on his computer screen.
Girl 1: "Did you see that guy checking you out?"
Girl 2: "Yeah but he looks like a total Fowler!"
by bantsbabes May 04, 2011

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A gesture one does when something stupid or obvious is said. The gesture is done by taking your right arm and hitting the left side of your chest repeatably. The equivalent of a face palm. Created by the best teacher ever.
Person 1: People die if they are killed.
Person 2: No way! *Fowlers*
by IG5 November 05, 2008

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