13 definitions by Skorpious
Suzy: Lizzy just came out of the restroom with Bill and now her mouth is all red.
Eddy: Lizzy must be a Kool Aid Drinker.
Suzy: What does that mean?
Eddy: Bill is having his man period.
Eddy: Lizzy must be a Kool Aid Drinker.
Suzy: What does that mean?
Eddy: Bill is having his man period.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Suzy: Lizzy just came out of the restroom with Bill and now her mouth is all red.
Eddy: Lizzy must be a Kool Aid Drinker.
Suzy: What does that mean?
Eddy: Bill is having his man period.
Eddy: Lizzy must be a Kool Aid Drinker.
Suzy: What does that mean?
Eddy: Bill is having his man period.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.
Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?
Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.
Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.
Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.
Dave: What is that?
Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.
*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.
Dave: What is that?
Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.
*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
by Skorpious June 29, 2020
Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Cottonmouth King is a White person living in the hood that uses racist words when they talk to Black folks.
Eddie: Kalen is a White piece of trash. You hear that boy the other day? He's calling Black folks monkeys and saying that white privilege is nothing but a myth.
Murphy: He's a Cottonmouth King. What did you expect?
Murphy: He's a Cottonmouth King. What did you expect?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020