2 definitions by SkittlesJC

GIFFY

Acronym for "Gay in Five Fucking Years." Used to describe a young man who claims to be straight but acts otherwise, and finally comes out of the closet years later. Famous examples include Neil Patrick Harris and Lance Bass.

Gay 1: John is totally hot, but he says he's straight.
Gay 2: Yeah, right! Trust me, that boy is a total GIFFY.

by SkittlesJC May 25, 2007

GASM

Short for Gay-acting Straight Man. A straight male with gay mannerisms and/or fashion sense.

If he's as straight as he says he is, then Ryan Seacrest is a total GASM.

by SkittlesJC May 25, 2007