39 definitions by Skirtlifter

Scottish slang term for 'Penis'. Derived from 'Old Fellow'.
She whipped oot ma old fellae, and gave me a Jodrell (bank/wank).
by skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Act of male fucking female in both vag and rectum, with aid of strap- on. Can be difficult to perform, as strap-on can pop out of the vag if not secured properly.
I D-Dd her bigstyle last night!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
A callous thing to do, but has to be done on occasion. This is the mixing of low quality cocaine with dandruff and psoriasis flakes, which you then chop out to the no-mark who has been hassling you for ".. a bump" all night.
This charlie's been snowflaked!!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Item used to assist in stimulation of the clitoris and surround area. A 'Beanflicker' is the rubber counting thimble that Post Office clerks use.
Your beanflicker needs a wash!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Half an Ecky. You will shine, but only half as bright!
I've only got a half-moon left.
by skirtlifter January 11, 2005
Urine, served over ice and angostura bitters.
Pour me an Esjie tea, baby?
by skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.
So much gorfing, so little time.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

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