Skin-Nerd's definitions

Free Bird

1: A sappy song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that goes into a 7 minute kick-ass guitar solo. Can be found on the album, 'Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd.'

2: Something you yell when people are done performing music, works best with local bands. Originated in the eighties by a DJ from Chicago.

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FREE BIRD

by Skin-Nerd August 5, 2005

Razzles

The best candy ever.

First it's candy, then it's GUM!

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Sarah Lane

The very hot co-host of Attack of the Show.

It was cool how Sarah called Kevin a stupid newbie.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.

1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!

by Skin-Nerd August 7, 2005

Santa

The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.

Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

grandma

A little old woman depicted in cartoons as a hunchbacked russian with wrinkly skin and white hair up in a bun with remarkably tiny glasses and complains to his husband about every damn thing, often bakes cookies.

Grandmas are really old.

by Skin-Nerd August 10, 2005

Internet Explorer

The web browser equivalent of trying not to get mugged in Newark, New Jersey.

Firefox = The shit
IE = The suck

by Skin-Nerd August 21, 2005