Skin-Nerd's definitions

Sims 2

A game that takes quite a chunk of space out of your computer, amounting it to nothing by the time the fourth expansion comes out. If your compy has the specs to run it, you'll have a reasonably fun time.

I spend more time downloading crap for my sims than playing it.
I've downloaded so much I can't even play anymore.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Shamu

1) A whale found at Sea World, does shows 5 times a day.

2) An obese person.

1) Look at Shamu launch that ragdoll-like whale trainer 50 feet in the air!

2) Hey, here's a cookie, Shamu.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

breast

A bulging flap of skin on a woman that have magical powers because they produce a tractor beam to suck men's eyes and sometimes their hands. Vary in size. Sometimes lawsuits for sexual harassment occur.

Look up Chelsea Charms on Google image search.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

PBS

A channel with little childrens shows in the morning that are immediately interrupted by two people urging you to buy crap nonbody wants.

Mommy! Mommy! Barney told us to count to ten and sign up for this club and recieve a worthless Barney tote bag!

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Santa

The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.

Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Angus Young

A very, very awesome guitarist.
Turned 50 March this year and isn't showing any signs of stopping his awesome music.

People wish they could play guitar like Angus Young.

That dream hasn't been reached by anybody yet.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

1989

The year the internet was invented.
The end of synthesizer-abusing music.
The end of female singers singing terribly.
The end of out-of-focus music videos that used horrid speccial effects and made no sense.
The end of 1988.

Hooray for the 1989!

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005