Skin-Nerd's definitions

grandma

A little old woman depicted in cartoons as a hunchbacked russian with wrinkly skin and white hair up in a bun with remarkably tiny glasses and complains to his husband about every damn thing, often bakes cookies.

Grandmas are really old.

by Skin-Nerd August 10, 2005

Internet Explorer

The web browser equivalent of trying not to get mugged in Newark, New Jersey.

Firefox = The shit
IE = The suck

by Skin-Nerd August 21, 2005

Santa

The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.

Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Angus Young

A very, very awesome guitarist.
Turned 50 March this year and isn't showing any signs of stopping his awesome music.

People wish they could play guitar like Angus Young.

That dream hasn't been reached by anybody yet.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Razzles

The best candy ever.

First it's candy, then it's GUM!

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Shizniggit

Another word for shit, not involving the word nigger, which you emphasize the "niggit" part of the word.

Dude, you just totally pissed your pants.
Oh, shizNIGGIT.

by Skin-Nerd January 15, 2006

tween

One of the stpuidest words ever made up to describe a person aged 10-13. Another word for the space between the anus and genitals, you would rather want to be walking around labeled as a "Pube." Another word for tween is tweenager.

Tween=Inbetween

Wow, that's pretty damn clever.

by Skin-Nerd January 15, 2006