Santa

The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.

Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.

by Skin-Nerd July 18, 2005

Vin Diesel

The person who made the worst career move of all time, which was starring in The Pacifier.

And be sure to catch Arnold Schwarzenegger in his new movie, Love Care Bear Needs A Bodyguard.

by Skin-Nerd July 18, 2005

Shamu

1) A whale found at Sea World, does shows 5 times a day.

2) An obese person.

1) Look at Shamu launch that ragdoll-like whale trainer 50 feet in the air!

2) Hey, here's a cookie, Shamu.

by Skin-Nerd July 18, 2005

grandma

A little old woman depicted in cartoons as a hunchbacked russian with wrinkly skin and white hair up in a bun with remarkably tiny glasses and complains to his husband about every damn thing, often bakes cookies.

Grandmas are really old.

by Skin-Nerd July 19, 2005

Internet Explorer

The web browser equivalent of trying not to get mugged in Newark, New Jersey.

Firefox = The shit
IE = The suck

by Skin-Nerd July 25, 2005

buddy icon

An annoying 48 by 48 pixel image with blinking text and borders showing how incredibly goth or cute they are, only to know it's probably some fat chick with acne problems.

LOL ya im so cute i luk at me evry nite and say omg im so cute.

by Skin-Nerd July 19, 2005

1989

The year the internet was invented.
The end of synthesizer-abusing music.
The end of female singers singing terribly.
The end of out-of-focus music videos that used horrid speccial effects and made no sense.
The end of 1988.

Hooray for the 1989!

by Skin-Nerd July 18, 2005