Skin-Nerd's definitions

V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.

1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!

by Skin-Nerd August 7, 2005

PBS

A channel with little childrens shows in the morning that are immediately interrupted by two people urging you to buy crap nonbody wants.

Mommy! Mommy! Barney told us to count to ten and sign up for this club and recieve a worthless Barney tote bag!

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Free Bird

1: A sappy song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that goes into a 7 minute kick-ass guitar solo. Can be found on the album, 'Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd.'

2: Something you yell when people are done performing music, works best with local bands. Originated in the eighties by a DJ from Chicago.

\m/ \m/

FREE BIRD

by Skin-Nerd August 5, 2005

Sims 2

A game that takes quite a chunk of space out of your computer, amounting it to nothing by the time the fourth expansion comes out. If your compy has the specs to run it, you'll have a reasonably fun time.

I spend more time downloading crap for my sims than playing it.
I've downloaded so much I can't even play anymore.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

breast

A bulging flap of skin on a woman that have magical powers because they produce a tractor beam to suck men's eyes and sometimes their hands. Vary in size. Sometimes lawsuits for sexual harassment occur.

Look up Chelsea Charms on Google image search.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Vin Diesel

The person who made the worst career move of all time, which was starring in The Pacifier.

And be sure to catch Arnold Schwarzenegger in his new movie, Love Care Bear Needs A Bodyguard.

by Skin-Nerd August 8, 2005

Shamu

1) A whale found at Sea World, does shows 5 times a day.

2) An obese person.

1) Look at Shamu launch that ragdoll-like whale trainer 50 feet in the air!

2) Hey, here's a cookie, Shamu.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005