Skin-Nerd's definitions

V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.

1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!

by Skin-Nerd August 7, 2005

1989

The year the internet was invented.
The end of synthesizer-abusing music.
The end of female singers singing terribly.
The end of out-of-focus music videos that used horrid speccial effects and made no sense.
The end of 1988.

Hooray for the 1989!

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

PBS

A channel with little childrens shows in the morning that are immediately interrupted by two people urging you to buy crap nonbody wants.

Mommy! Mommy! Barney told us to count to ten and sign up for this club and recieve a worthless Barney tote bag!

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Free Bird

1: A sappy song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that goes into a 7 minute kick-ass guitar solo. Can be found on the album, 'Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd.'

2: Something you yell when people are done performing music, works best with local bands. Originated in the eighties by a DJ from Chicago.

\m/ \m/

FREE BIRD

by Skin-Nerd August 5, 2005

Sarah Lane

The very hot co-host of Attack of the Show.

It was cool how Sarah called Kevin a stupid newbie.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Santa

The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.

Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

tween

One of the stpuidest words ever made up to describe a person aged 10-13. Another word for the space between the anus and genitals, you would rather want to be walking around labeled as a "Pube." Another word for tween is tweenager.

Tween=Inbetween

Wow, that's pretty damn clever.

by Skin-Nerd January 15, 2006