2 definitions by Simon11

Simon Says...

Krystal, I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?

Simon Says... "Krystal, whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly."

by Simon11 February 3, 2013

Krystal

Kind of a bitch. She speaks too well and she lacks compassion for the homeless. She may have a home. but that doesn't make her better than me. I'm not going to call her a cunt and a bitch because that's beneath me, but lesbihonest she has a huge mouth if you know what I mean.

Krystal: We should hang out

Simon: No, I'm sorry, we shouldn't. My lice ain't interested.

by Simon11 February 3, 2013