Simo's definitions

bulgaria

A country founded in 681 and been fucking Byzantines, Greeks, Serbians, Turks, and other kinds of shit since then (we got fucked up during the world wars but that doesn't matter) , the country is famous for its beautiful women (the most beautiful in the world), the rakiya ( very strong alcohol that only bulgarians can drink, if you are a foreigner, don't drink it, it will kill you ), and the yoghurt. Bulgarians struggle to survive because of the lack of money, but I fucking love it.

"I went to Bulgaria last year. It was great except for the black guys that robbed me and fucked me in the ass, I think tha cops called them "lainqni mangali""

by Simo April 24, 2005

bingoed

When you have won a game of bingo and the game carries on because there are prizes for second and third

I had already bingoed so Beryl and Joan played on for the placings.

by Simo March 21, 2018

jakey

a hard-core alcoholic

At the subway station there were some piss-reeking jakeys around.

by Simo November 13, 2003

keep her lit

A Northern Ireland Expression used when referring to excessive speed in a motor vehicle

shoulda seen me hammerin round that field in me tractor, keepin er lit!

by Simo March 1, 2005