6 definitions by Silver tongued liar

Fwomp

The sound a person makes when quickly laying down on a couch after a long day.

After working back to back dubs I'm bout to fwomp on this couch .

A selfie taken while on the toilet or near one. Also includes any bathroom photo with a stall or urinal in the frame.

Lisa must live in a bathroom because all of her profile pictures are shitter shots.

a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.

Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn

by Silver tongued liar September 21, 2015

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

by Silver tongued liar September 30, 2013

Her Terd pocket was so big that when i pulled her cheeks apart I heard a poop whisper.

The lines leading to or away from a puckered anus. Similar to the lines in a balloon knot.

Her pucker lines are similar to her fingerprint as they are specific to her anus and hers alone.