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ass cream

/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice
Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!
by Silky Smooth November 14, 2003
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cat fight

When two women fight HARDCORE style, usually resulting in someone being bloddied and incapacitated
by Silky Smooth October 23, 2003
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fart in church, a

a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing
Jenkins, that oral report was as embarrassing as a far in church!
by Silky Smooth December 18, 2003
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ledge booty

a booty that goes "up & out;" an ass so big, when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE; big bottom drives me out of my mind, how can I leave this behind behind?; a bodonkadonk that gives her an extra foot-and-a-half behind her; big ol' junk in da trunk
Damn! Look at the ledge booty on that fine piece of black man's kryptonite!
by Silky Smooth April 3, 2007
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80's guy/girl

the pathetic throwback loser still stuck in the 80's
only 80's guy wears a mullet & iron maiden t-shirt
by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004
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porn star name

Male porn stars have names that refer to penis size. Female porn stars have normal first names and exotic last names.
MALE PORN STAR NAME: Rod Longfellow
FEMALE PORN STAR NAME: Maria Strawberry
by Silky Smooth March 3, 2004
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moonshine

Moonshine is illegally distilled homemade whisky, usually with a very high alcohol content. It got its name because it was normally distilled at night "by the light of the moon." Most moonshine is distilled in West Virginia, Kentucky and Virginia.
The only reason that moonshine is illegal is because there anyone who distills spirits in the U.S. has to pay a federal tax. Moonshiners don't pay the tax. Local police usually ignore moonshiners because "they ain't hurtin' anyone."
by Silky Smooth January 27, 2004
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