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white rasta

/noun/ a middle-class, white teenage kid who tries to rebel by growing his hair in dreadlocks, listening to Bob Marley's music, and complaining about being "put down by Whitey;" in reality, he just likes to smoke lots of marijuana
Yeah, man! The Man likes to put us down by makin' us get jobs and pay taxes and shit. We gotta stick it to the Man, man! Hey, man! Puff-puff-pass!
by Silky Smooth January 16, 2004
mugGet the white rastamug.

Butter Face

Everthing on her is sexy as hell BUTTER read: but her FACE!
I fucked uper doggystyle so I didn't have to look at that butter face!
by Silky Smooth November 5, 2003
mugGet the Butter Facemug.

Kentucky herb

marijuana grown in the grat state of Kentucky
support the U.S. economy and smoke the Kentucky herb -- it's the patriotic thing to do
by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004
mugGet the Kentucky herbmug.

Gilligan's Isle

"Gilligan's Isle" was the gayest TV show ever. Skipper and Gilligan were lovers. Skipper was the butch and Gilligan was the bitch. Why else would Gilligan be Skipper's "little buddy?"

The Professor was gay, too! Marianne and Ginger were looking for love and the Professor was the only "eligible" man on the island. Mr. Howell was married (and kind of creepy anyway, and Skipper and Gilligan were butt buddies. If Professor was straight, he would have made himself the "meat" in a "Marian and Ginger Love Sandwich!"
"Hey, Little Buddy! I'm feeling kinda lonely. How 'bout bending over to pick up my soap!"

"Oh, Skipper!"
by Silky Smooth November 5, 2003
mugGet the Gilligan's Islemug.

sugar baby

a woman who provides companionship and/or sexual relations for a wealthy, older man in exchange for expensive gifts and/or money; a "gold digger"
If you're a rich man and your woman pays attention to you only when she wants your credit card, you're bein' played by a sugar baby!
by Silky Smooth December 22, 2003
mugGet the sugar babymug.

halloween

Halloween was originally a pagan Irish holy festival. When Ireland converted to Roman Catholicism, the Church gave Halloween a Christian connotation.
Halloween is now an excuse for children to dress up and beg for candy!
by Silky Smooth October 28, 2003
mugGet the halloweenmug.

high school hero

This is the guy/girl in high school who was "The Shit" in high school. We're talking captain of the football team or head cheerleader or all-state sports maniac or prom queen or whatever. This is the guy who made all the girls wet or the girl all the guys wanted to fuck. You know "Big Man/Woman on Campus." Ten Years Later, he or she is an alcoholic with 15 bastard brats and a part-time job that pays $6.50 an hour.
"High school heros" end up real life wastes of space.
by Silky Smooth March 8, 2004
mugGet the high school heromug.

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