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A man who believes that he would be playing in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't jeopardize his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing professional sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!
by Silky Smooth October 17, 2003
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When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003
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by Silky Smooth January 13, 2004
Get the skeevy mug.In its broadest sense, sexual harrassment is the creation of a hostile environment via sexual comments and/or innuendo, sexually explicit language, sexual or crude humor, unwanted sexual advances, or the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors.
In its narrowest sense, sexual harrasment is the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors; for example, "Sleep with me or you're fired."
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003
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by Silky Smooth March 22, 2004
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Get the pony mug."She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean.
1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
by Silky Smooth February 16, 2004
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