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/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice
by Silky Smooth November 14, 2003
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by Silky Smooth October 23, 2003
Get the cat fight mug."Fatal Attraction" is a movie about a married man who has an adulterous one-night stand. Then the woman he slept with stalks him and terrorizes his family.
by Silky Smooth February 16, 2004
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by Silky Smooth April 3, 2007
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by Silky Smooth December 18, 2003
Get the fart in church, a mug.A man who believes that he would be playing in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't jeopardize his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing professional sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!
by Silky Smooth October 17, 2003
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When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003
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