Silky Smooth's definitions

ledge booty

a booty that goes "up & out;" an ass so big, when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE; big bottom drives me out of my mind, how can I leave this behind behind?; a bodonkadonk that gives her an extra foot-and-a-half behind her; big ol' junk in da trunk

Damn! Look at the ledge booty on that fine piece of black man's kryptonite!

by Silky Smooth April 3, 2007

fart in church, a

a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing

Jenkins, that oral report was as embarrassing as a far in church!

by Silky Smooth December 18, 2003

halloween

Halloween was originally a pagan Irish holy festival. When Ireland converted to Roman Catholicism, the Church gave Halloween a Christian connotation.

Halloween is now an excuse for children to dress up and beg for candy!

by Silky Smooth October 28, 2003

Butter Face

Everthing on her is sexy as hell BUTTER read: but her FACE!

I fucked uper doggystyle so I didn't have to look at that butter face!

by Silky Smooth November 5, 2003

white rasta

/noun/ a middle-class, white teenage kid who tries to rebel by growing his hair in dreadlocks, listening to Bob Marley's music, and complaining about being "put down by Whitey;" in reality, he just likes to smoke lots of marijuana

Yeah, man! The Man likes to put us down by makin' us get jobs and pay taxes and shit. We gotta stick it to the Man, man! Hey, man! Puff-puff-pass!

by Silky Smooth January 16, 2004

silverware

"Silverware" originally meant "eating utensils made from silver." (An "eating utensil" being a fork, spoon or knife). Now, all eating utensils are called "silverware" regardless of what materials they are made of!

REAL silver eating utensils are expensive. Usually you receive a set of real silverware as a wedding gift & you use the set for special occasions.

I still don't get why stainless steel (or worse, plastic) forks, spoons & knives are called "silverware" WHEN THEY ARE NOT MADE OF SILVER!

by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004

choo-choo

a homosexual three way involving either three gay men or three lesbians; as opposed to sandwich action wich involved either 2 men and 1 woman or 2 women and 1 men

Gina, Maria, and Sofia let me watch them do a choo-choo!

by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004