Silky Smooth's definitions

fatal attraction

"Fatal Attraction" is a movie about a married man who has an adulterous one-night stand. Then the woman he slept with stalks him and terrorizes his family.

That bitch is crazy! She's liable to go "Fatal Attraction" on your ass.

by Silky Smooth February 16, 2004

ass cream

/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice

Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!

by Silky Smooth November 14, 2003

fart in church, a

a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing

Jenkins, that oral report was as embarrassing as a far in church!

by Silky Smooth December 18, 2003

cat fight

When two women fight HARDCORE style, usually resulting in someone being bloddied and incapacitated

Cat Fights are cool!

by Silky Smooth October 23, 2003

ledge booty

a booty that goes "up & out;" an ass so big, when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE; big bottom drives me out of my mind, how can I leave this behind behind?; a bodonkadonk that gives her an extra foot-and-a-half behind her; big ol' junk in da trunk

Damn! Look at the ledge booty on that fine piece of black man's kryptonite!

by Silky Smooth April 3, 2007

turkish bath

A building in Turkey used as a public bath. It's a combination of the Roman and Islamic bathing traditions that originated in the European Middle Ages. Both men and women may use the public baths, though not as mixed company.

Contrary to what most Americans believe, a true turkish bath is not a gay male hangout.

by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003

j lo

nickname for Jennifer Lopez, a no-talent hack

J-Lo's ass is very overrated. Shakira's ass is WAY hotter!

by Silky Smooth December 2, 2003