5 definitions by Silky Ink Studios
Scrooging or to Scrooge is when a person breaks up with their significant the just before the holidays. Based on the personality of the character Ebenezer Scrooge, form Charles Dickens' novella A Christmas Carol.
Man 1: "I just broke up with Michelle. I figured I'd save my money this holiday season."
Man 2: "Ahh, a case of Scrooging at it's finest. Since you're so wealthy now, the first round's on you."
Man 2: "Ahh, a case of Scrooging at it's finest. Since you're so wealthy now, the first round's on you."
by Silky Ink Studios June 13, 2019
When a man, or men, are allowed to display traditional masculine traits such as competiveness, aggression, or stoicism, among others, without demonization by society, so long as displaying said traits benefits society, and especially women. Coined by YouTube content creator R.P.M.
Bob: "I don't get it. When I lift weights and practice kickboxing three days a week, my girlfriend says I'm engagung in 'toxic masculinity' because it's aggressive behavior, but she had no problem with me when I checked the guy at the mall for trying to get her number."
Joe: "That's called Conditional Masculinity; you know, when you put yourself in harm's way for society and women with no benefit to yourself."
Joe: "That's called Conditional Masculinity; you know, when you put yourself in harm's way for society and women with no benefit to yourself."
by Silky Ink Studios June 6, 2022
Mandora's Box is the reckoning that men unleash on individuals--or society--for lack of redress of grievance by the State. Mandora's box can be opened when a man or men are cheated or treated unfairly by the system, especially in matters concerning family or divorce courts.
Man 1: "Did you see the evening news last night? Some dude shot and killed his wife's divorce attorney in cold blood."
Man 2: "Geez, this has been happening a lot lately. Looks like Mandora's Box has been opened..."
Man 2: "Geez, this has been happening a lot lately. Looks like Mandora's Box has been opened..."
by Silky Ink Studios June 11, 2019
The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.
Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"
Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"
Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"
by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019
A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."
Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."
by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019