Sid's definitions

Muffin Tops

The piece of fat that hangs over the tops of girls jeans when they have been inhaling too many pies (or beers) and shoe-horning themselves into their hipster jeans that they purchased 4 years before. Also known as fatty mall hangers

Sid: "Hey Paul, check out the muffin tops on her"
Paul "Oh shit, that puts me off more than your Organzola

by Sid October 12, 2004

ace rockola

Man? Woman? More like something in between. What lies between his legs is a mystery wrapped in an enigma and shoved between the legs of a fat, long haired freak thing.

Will we ever find out? Will anyone? Unlikely. That'd involve someone having some type of sex with him.

Oh man, did you see Ace Rockolas pictures? He's a dude, right?

by Sid February 8, 2004

Chooky

The art of leaving a social event in the midst of fun and games, and be dragged home by the testicles that your girlfriend has a firm grip of, then to say you shall be back in 1 hour precisely, only to never turn up at all.

"To do a chooky"

Chooky - "Back in an hour guys"
1 hour later...

Azmoden - "Where the f#$k is chooky?"

by sid January 14, 2004

3 z's

3 ounces of a substance, drug dealer lingo

Hook me up with 3'z of good weed or I only need 3 z's of chronic today

by SiD May 22, 2004

green shirt popped collar

People who wear green collared shirts, with the collar popped, are looking for a sex partner.

Diane: Hey, Jim is wearing a green shirt with a popped collar... I'll invite him over!

by Sid July 14, 2005

gangkee

gangster yankee , most commonaly a whitte that theks hes blakk.

ahha gangkee

by Sid April 17, 2003

spiderwebbed

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.

i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.

by sid June 27, 2004