When you get your girlfriend/boyfriend to lay a massive shit, put it in the freezer until it gets rock solid, then pull it out and fuck them with it like it was a dildo.
Tobi: "I don't know what it is, I've tried Fizzing, I've triedDocking and I've triedFlumping, but nothing seems to satisfy me any more"
Tony: "I've got something that'll cheer you up mate. How about I give you an Icing?. It worked when Dom gave me one"