4 definitions by Shyboy72

Badgerhole

The anus - specifically referenced in moments of loving penetration, juxtaposed against the rushed pace of daily urban life.

Charles: Oh Petulia, you know I've always wanted to hold you so close and look into those deep blue eyes of yours.
Petulia: Charles, stop being so overdramatic and stick it in honey - We've only got 5 minutes!

(Charles thrusts forward, to no avail)

Petulia: Honey, wrong hole - not in the pink, in the stink !
Charles: Roger that Petulia : Try number 2 - this bunny is going down the badgerhole !

by Shyboy72 November 28, 2020

Crayped

When you catch the corona virus, as a result of being raped in the bum.

A: "Man, my buddy got crayped last night"
B: "Oh my gosh, you mean he caught the corona virus from another guy stuffing him in the bum?"
A: "Yeah dude - but he didn't even want it - he was raped!"
B: "Damn - tough go."

by Shyboy72 March 22, 2020

Love-trumpet

A penis, usually used in the context of sex, but this isn't a requirement.

Shaniqua: Oh Brutus how can I show you how much I care for you?
Brutus: You could be a champ and blow on my love-trumpet !
Shaniqua: That's true my love, I know you love your blow jobs !

by Shyboy72 November 29, 2020

Corn Gobbler

A woman, or gay man, who is specifically promiscuous via giving blow jobs to many different men.

Tristan: Yoshi dude, you should really get tested at a clinic, be on the safe side.
Yoshi: What do you mean brah?
Tristan: Weren't you with Katrina on Friday?
Yoshi: Yeah broheim, that girl comes on by and sucks my dick every Friday night.
Tristan: Yeah, but she sucks off Bill on Thursdays, and Gurpreet on Wednesdays - she's a total corn gobbler !
Yoshi: Oh shit, now you got me worried ! I better run over there pronto.

by Shyboy72 November 29, 2020