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When you catch the corona virus, as a result of being raped in the bum.
A: "Man, my buddy got crayped last night"
B: "Oh my gosh, you mean he caught the corona virus from another guy stuffing him in the bum?"
A: "Yeah dude - but he didn't even want it - he was raped!"
B: "Damn - tough go."
Crayped by Shyboy72 March 22, 2020
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crayped off

Someone that isnt attractive to you, other words some one who is so ugly u feel digusted when you see them.
you see a boy, but he's ugly you would say,"errrh man, he's crayped off".
crayped off by $elena T June 29, 2006

Crapped a shit 

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.
Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.
Crapped a shit by Gcapallday February 24, 2010

Crapped Ass 

When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.
"Dude you are such a crapped ass."
Crapped Ass by Conorwonor March 14, 2010

crapped up 

Slang used in the nuclear industry to indicate when radioactive contamination is somewhere it should not be.
"that guy was working alone and got really crapped up when he breached that valve"

"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"
crapped up by nukeworker March 28, 2005

crapped in my coffin 

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.
- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.
crapped in my coffin by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005

oops I crapped my pants 

A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.
"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."

"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."
oops I crapped my pants by Liz February 20, 2005
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