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protip

n. to distill important knowledge about a subject and share it with those new to said subject.

often used in internet forums to criticize new members if they break the forum rules.
New member: hey everybody! a/s/l??
Experienced member: protip: this forum is ALL male.
by Shifty Eyed Goat October 12, 2004
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Virgin Surgeon

1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin status.

2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
1. Damn, I has sex with another hot virgin last night and popped her cherry. You may bow down and call me the 'Virgin Surgeon'.

2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004
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Fooly Cooly

1. The American bastardization of the anime Furi Kuri or FLCL.

2. A Japanime dealing with the pressures of maturity and coming into adolescence from childhood. It depicts the troubles a child faces from adolescence and normal life, but through the lens of a team of extremely distorted artists and producers. It is six episodes in length.
Fooly Cooly is completely and utterly insane. Although the work of mad men, it is also symbolic genius.
by Shifty Eyed Goat August 9, 2003
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TBFU

acronym. Too Bad For You. Literally "Too Bad For U"

Also seen as TBFY, 2B4U, and TB4U.
Guy 1: I can't believe it, my girl cheated on me when she was drunk!!
Guy 2: hahaha, TBFU!!
by Shifty Eyed Goat April 28, 2006
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three day rule

A rule established by the norms of society about the contact information received by people on the dating scene.

Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.
Person 1: I got a girl's number today; should I call her tonight?

Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004
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puppy love

To love someone as per the first sight as one sees a pup after it is just born and falls instantly in love.

Generally regarded as irresponsible and reserved for those inexperienced with relationships.
The two were hopelessly under the spell of puppy love and eloped.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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s/u

phrase. "Shut Up." Commonly used during instant messaging as a shorthand varient to request someone's silence.
IM person 1: Dude, your girlfriend's ass it HOT
IM person 2: You need to s/u man, she's right here
by Shifty Eyed Goat September 11, 2006
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