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magician

(n.) Someone who practices in the art of illusion and magic to entertain others.

Often believed to also hold special abilities and manipulations through incantations, spells, etc.
Kid 1: My mom hired a magician for my birthday!
Kid 2: Ooh, that should be fun.
by Shifty Eyed Goat July 25, 2004
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s/u

phrase. "Shut Up." Commonly used during instant messaging as a shorthand varient to request someone's silence.
IM person 1: Dude, your girlfriend's ass it HOT
IM person 2: You need to s/u man, she's right here
by Shifty Eyed Goat September 11, 2006
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cockfight

Primarily a Mexican gambling system pitting one male chicken, cock, against another male cock. Typically used with razor beaks, metal claws, and other paraphenalia to kill the other cock faster.
The cockfight has been going on for hours. The challenger cock looks pretty limp after that last blow.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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FUWUTI

Forum Use While Under the Influence.
When one posts embarassing and/or revealing stories about himself/herself while under the influence of a drug of some type.
Well, that's the last time I drink a case of beer and post stories about myself. Late night FUWUTI only leads to unhappiness.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 23, 2003
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puppy love

To love someone as per the first sight as one sees a pup after it is just born and falls instantly in love.

Generally regarded as irresponsible and reserved for those inexperienced with relationships.
The two were hopelessly under the spell of puppy love and eloped.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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three day rule

A rule established by the norms of society about the contact information received by people on the dating scene.

Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.
Person 1: I got a girl's number today; should I call her tonight?

Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004
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IMFO

phrase. In My Fucking Opinion.

A slang derivative of IMO, usually used with anger.
Guy 1: Computer games are for fags.
Guy 2: You need to shut the fuck up, IMFO
by Shifty Eyed Goat July 15, 2004
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