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pimp shit

The skills of a man to obtain many lady friends for the sole purpose of copulation.
Aww yeea... check my pimp shit, I slept with four different girls last night.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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Christmas Zombie

And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.
by Shifty Eyed Goat December 23, 2008
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Fooly Cooly

1. The American bastardization of the anime Furi Kuri or FLCL.

2. A Japanime dealing with the pressures of maturity and coming into adolescence from childhood. It depicts the troubles a child faces from adolescence and normal life, but through the lens of a team of extremely distorted artists and producers. It is six episodes in length.
Fooly Cooly is completely and utterly insane. Although the work of mad men, it is also symbolic genius.
by Shifty Eyed Goat August 9, 2003
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TBFU

acronym. Too Bad For You. Literally "Too Bad For U"

Also seen as TBFY, 2B4U, and TB4U.
Guy 1: I can't believe it, my girl cheated on me when she was drunk!!
Guy 2: hahaha, TBFU!!
by Shifty Eyed Goat April 28, 2006
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puppy love

To love someone as per the first sight as one sees a pup after it is just born and falls instantly in love.

Generally regarded as irresponsible and reserved for those inexperienced with relationships.
The two were hopelessly under the spell of puppy love and eloped.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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three day rule

A rule established by the norms of society about the contact information received by people on the dating scene.

Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.
Person 1: I got a girl's number today; should I call her tonight?

Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004
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cockfight

Primarily a Mexican gambling system pitting one male chicken, cock, against another male cock. Typically used with razor beaks, metal claws, and other paraphenalia to kill the other cock faster.
The cockfight has been going on for hours. The challenger cock looks pretty limp after that last blow.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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