22 definitions by Shifty Eyed Goat

Replaced by Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff in terms of jailbait.

Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.
The Olsen Twins are 18 now. The wait is over! Why did we wait again?
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 15, 2004
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Forum Use While Under the Influence.
When one posts embarassing and/or revealing stories about himself/herself while under the influence of a drug of some type.
Well, that's the last time I drink a case of beer and post stories about myself. Late night FUWUTI only leads to unhappiness.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 24, 2003
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The skills of a man to obtain many lady friends for the sole purpose of copulation.
Aww yeea... check my pimp shit, I slept with four different girls last night.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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A rule established by the norms of society about the contact information received by people on the dating scene.

Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.
Person 1: I got a girl's number today; should I call her tonight?

Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004
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1. Supposedly the Japanese onomatopea for the sound of feeling a woman's breasts.

2. The abbreviation for the American title of the show, Fooly Cooly. It is also known as Furi kuri.

3. A Japanime dealing with the pressures of maturity and coming into adolescence from childhood. It depicts the troubles a child faces from adolescence and normal life, but through the lens of a team of extremely distorted artists and producers. It is six episodes in length.
1. Come over here and let me get fooly cooly with you, bitch.

2. I watched FLCL and cried because it was so incredibly confusing.
by Shifty Eyed Goat August 10, 2003
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And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.
by Shifty Eyed Goat December 23, 2008
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A law restricting activities or sales of goods on Sunday, which stems from the accommodation of Christian Sunday worship. Many states continue the use of blue laws for the sole sake of tradition. Many states in the Southern United States still practice of these blue laws. These are called Blue Law States.

The blue law is usually referenced with respect to the prohibited sale of alcohol. However, it is often associated with the prohibition of any sales whatsoever.
"I hate Georgia; you can't buy any alcohol from 12AM Saturday to 12AM Sunday. How am I supposed to watch sports on Sunday without any beer? Damn blue laws."
by Shifty Eyed Goat November 6, 2005
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