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by Shifty Eyed Goat July 15, 2004
Get the IMFO mug.To love someone as per the first sight as one sees a pup after it is just born and falls instantly in love.
Generally regarded as irresponsible and reserved for those inexperienced with relationships.
Generally regarded as irresponsible and reserved for those inexperienced with relationships.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
Get the puppy love mug.A rule established by the norms of society about the contact information received by people on the dating scene.
Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.
Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.
Person 1: I got a girl's number today; should I call her tonight?
Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.
Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004
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Get the TBFU mug.1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin status.
2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
1. Damn, I has sex with another hot virgin last night and popped her cherry. You may bow down and call me the 'Virgin Surgeon'.
2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004
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often used in internet forums to criticize new members if they break the forum rules.
often used in internet forums to criticize new members if they break the forum rules.
by Shifty Eyed Goat October 12, 2004
Get the protip mug.Primarily a Mexican gambling system pitting one male chicken, cock, against another male cock. Typically used with razor beaks, metal claws, and other paraphenalia to kill the other cock faster.
The cockfight has been going on for hours. The challenger cock looks pretty limp after that last blow.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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