Stephanie: Yeah, they're fuggs, but i can afford the real uggs, i just love animals too much to wear them.
"Yeah, well my fuggs cost much less than your real Uggs and look the same."
Contrary to popular belief, if someone's wearing Uggs/fuggs, it does not make them a slut/bitch/whore/loser/spoiled bratty conforming wannabe teenager/whatever else you've got as an insult, it means they like a pair of boots. What's the big deal?
THE ADVANTAGES OF FUGGS
~Unlike brand-name Uggs, you are able to wear fuggs in the snow without completely destroying them, which is a HUGE advantage, especially if you're Canadian.
~They are surprisingly warm. Again, great for Canadian winters.
~They don't cost a fortune. I'm sorry, I just can't justify paying $300 for a pair of boots that I will knock the soles out of in a season.
~Most of the better Fuggs do last for a while. I've had mine for two years, even though I usually destroy a pair of boots in 5-6 months.
~You piss off lots of people when you wear them.
I don't give a rat's ass how people think they look, I like them. It's that simple.
Intelligent fugg-wearer: ...Shut the hell up.
Guy #2(seeing a figure of authority walk by): "Shut the fugg up!"