2 definitions by Shanahan894
Eric: I can't believe how well Ryan is behaving today!
Keith: Yep! Ever since Shannon became his Butt Keeper, he's been generally jovial and obedient.
Keith: Yep! Ever since Shannon became his Butt Keeper, he's been generally jovial and obedient.
by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009
-noun
Ownership; sexually suggestive right in claiming and controlling the actions and behavior of another human being, however rarely results in sexual activity.
Once a person's butt keeps has been taken (through generally accepted public opinion or by force), the butt keeps rights cannot be redistributed until the owner forfeits his/her position as the Butt Keeper.
Ownership; sexually suggestive right in claiming and controlling the actions and behavior of another human being, however rarely results in sexual activity.
Once a person's butt keeps has been taken (through generally accepted public opinion or by force), the butt keeps rights cannot be redistributed until the owner forfeits his/her position as the Butt Keeper.
Ryan: I think I'll eat a sandwich today
Shannon: No you won't.
Ryan: Please! Why can't I?!
Shannon: Butt Keeps, Ryan... Butt Keeps...
Keith: Ryan, you shouldn't have let her take 'em when she did!
Casey: He wanted her to.
Shannon: No you won't.
Ryan: Please! Why can't I?!
Shannon: Butt Keeps, Ryan... Butt Keeps...
Keith: Ryan, you shouldn't have let her take 'em when she did!
Casey: He wanted her to.
by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009