6 definitions by Shaker Heights

Futcase

Fucking nutcase, like that creepy-eyed Heaven’s Gate guy or any other weird cult leader/believer who is totally detached from reality.

“See that dude over there talking about aliens and comets? Dude, he’s a total futcase.”

by Shaker Heights August 7, 2022

NBS Awards

Awards show for actors who are past their prime or in tax trouble and go from starring in A-list films to making Nothing But Shit movies that were only created to show off some Russian mobster’s girlfriend.

This year Nicholas Cage won most loony, John Cusack won most boring and Steven Seagal won fattest ass at the NBS awards!

by Shaker Heights March 29, 2021

gloops

When your poop is thick like tar and sticks to the t.p. like glue, you have the gloops.

Man, the tacos I ate last night gave me the gloops!

by Shaker Heights October 16, 2019

Blandemonium

What happens when boring people party.

Did you go to the Golden Globes? I hear it was blandemonium!

by Shaker Heights January 24, 2022

S.T.H.

Straight To Hell

“You robbed a blind guy? Man, you’re going S.T.H.”

by Shaker Heights May 17, 2019

boneronium

The secret ingredient in erectile dysfunction pills.

“Try our new, improved ED pill! Now with BONERONIUM!”

by Shaker Heights February 25, 2019