Shaggy's definitions

shwarve

it is derived from the word suave but since it is spelt incorrectly i decided to make up my own version. it means, kind of groovy and cool, hip and wanted by all. so to be shwarve, is the ultimate.

Hey dude, your looking very shwarve today.

Cheers mate, but not as shwarve as that girl over there!

by shaggy January 12, 2006

enis

penis without the p.
used to insult somebody.

hey you are the most annoying enis in the world

by shaggy January 13, 2006

hubberd

someonewho is a mother but also is crap at being the mothering type

hey there is my hubberd

by shaggy April 15, 2005

new shoes

From the squeeking noise often emitted from a new pair of shoes, a term for breaking wind.

Ethel: 'What was that?'
Tarquin: 'Sorry dear, you'd better hold your nose - that was my new shoes'

by Shaggy April 19, 2005

old hat

An alteration of the term new shoes, meaning to burp.

Fred: (BURP)
Paul: 'old hat!'

by Shaggy April 20, 2005

rabid squirrel

To ejaculate into someone's anal cavity. The subject then defacates the semen into your mouth.

She gave me the rabid squirrel last night in exchange for the rusty trombone.

by shaggy October 26, 2003

NAFTA

- excessively spicy

Damn, this food is NAFTA.

Hey sugar, you looking NAFTA.

by Shaggy November 5, 2003