13 definitions by Sh*tsticks

YGBFKM

You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding Me

Richard: Dude I just Wrek'd your car
Robert: YGBFKM

by Sh*tsticks May 19, 2018

flying by the seat of your pants

When you don't prepare for anything or tell anybody anything until the last minute.

John: I didn't start getting ready for our 8:00 flight until 7:30.
Joe: Dude you're flying by the seat of your pants.

by Sh*tsticks March 20, 2018

Jacked

Big, strong and muscular. Robust.

J.J. Watt is Jacked

by Sh*tsticks August 30, 2018

Off The Cuff

Something you didn't plan on happening, out of the blue.

Jimmy John: Hey bud I need you to come over like right now dude.
John Jimmy: Well that was off the cuff.

by Sh*tsticks May 21, 2018

Body Crush

When you have a crush on someone because they're hot or because they look good

Eric: Holy hell Myra is without a doubt the hottest chick I've ever seen
Chris: You must have a body crush on her

by Sh*tsticks July 11, 2018

Crotch Rocket

Your erected dick

I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket

I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket

by Sh*tsticks October 29, 2018

PTB

Poorly Timed Boner

I was on a date with my gf when I glanced down and realized that I had a PTB

by Sh*tsticks October 11, 2018