19 definitions by SeriousManMan

Toxic Twelve Year Old

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.

"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Nimitz-class

The Nimitz-class are a class of ten nuclear aircraft carriers in service of the United States Navy. The name ship of the class is named after World War II United States Pacific Fleet Commander Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz,who was the U.S. Navy's last surviving Fleet Admiral.

"The Nimitz-class ships are totally fucking cool!"

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

kidnapped

When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.

Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.

My grandson was kidnapped and the police are doing everything they possibly can to help.

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Geneseo, Illinois

A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.

Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

George Washington

The name of a nuclear powered US aircraft carrier. Namely the sixth carrier in the Nimitz-class and (obviously) christened after the first president of the United States. The official name is USS George Washington (CVN-73)

The USS George Washington is a ship that is still in active duty.

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Taken

A movie produced in 2008, essentially 5 years too late as Finding Nemo did the same thing in 2003. The most notable difference is that this is less child friendly.

Also known for the popular quote: "I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and kill you."

Taken is essentially the biggest rip-off of Finding Nemo but it is at least adult friendly.

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Doomsday

Doomsday is a day which cannot be revived even by dark magic. It is a day also referred to as "Mondays." However it can go beyond a typical "Monday" and may be much worse.

Dude, I feel like I am having the WORST doomsday ever!

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017