High Schooling

vi. When adults, in adult situations, behave as if they were in high school - teasing, bullying, forming cliques, generally being immature.
Don't go to work at Bill's company, only two things go on over there - working and high schooling. If you do go to work there, you had better get in with the cool crowd ASAP, or you will end being pushed around and stepped on forever.
by Seb13 February 05, 2009
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Chavington

n. A Chav with some degree of class or restraint, who is well aware of the fact. A Chav with a belief in class system within Yob culture, and sees him or herself as being superior. A female Chavington may sport the Croyden facelift but will tie it lower on the head, and use a clip rather than an elastic band or scrunchie. A male Chavington may sport the requisite askew baseball/truckers cap, but it will be in subdued colors, with little or no decoration. Both eschew bling. However, a Chavington is still a Chav.
Sarah and Mike have become Chavingtons since he got a better job. They are always saying this guys a yob, and that girls a slag. And they would rather get a bottle of wine and stay indoors than come to the pub.
by Seb13 February 04, 2009
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cubicle foetus

n. An office worker who treats his cubicle or office as a safe and secure place. In his mind the safety and security of the cubicle is only surpassed by the time he spent in his mother's womb. The cubicle foetus displays anxiety when others are in his space, or when he is required to be elsewhere in the office.
Ralph is such a cubicle foetus that when he gets back to his desk after a meeting he actually sighs and even makes soft cooing and baby noises while working.
by Seb13 February 04, 2009
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Wiki-wacky

adj. To be obsessed with looking up information on Wikipedia or simply browsing it for interesting facts to insert into conversation.
Jane spends her whole lunch hour in her office, reading Wikipedia articles. She is completely Wiki-wacky.
by Seb13 January 23, 2009
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Cubicle Cunt

n. A person who does not control his behavior accordingly in a confined environment. Someone who speaks too loudly, makes comments about people when they are within earshot, and/or eats offensively-smelling food in the office.
John was on the phone for half an hour yesterday, and spoke so loud that the whole office - even the boss - could hear him. And to make it worse, he was actually commenting on co-workers and the boss. If John is not a cubicle cunt, I don't know who is.
by Seb13 February 04, 2009
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Cubicle Abortion

n. A firing, or purge (multiple-firings), at an office. The act of forcibly removing someone from his/her cubicle or office space.
The third quarter report at Brad's company was terrible, and everyone is expecting a round of cubicle abortions.
by Seb13 February 04, 2009
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Jesus fishing

vi. The act of attempting to lure people into one's belief system by evangelizing or proselytizing. E.g. a Mac user trying to convert a PC user.
Jim is such a big fan of the iphone that he cannot resist Jesus fishing whenever he knows he among a bunch of Blackberry users.
by Seb13 February 26, 2009
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