Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean's definitions

Paniac

Noun. Someone who is a maniac for or from pain — either inflicting it or suffering it.

Why are you watching the impeachment hearings? Are you some kind of paniac?

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean November 29, 2019

Presentment

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.

Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019

quipshit

Noun. A person whose quips are so stupid that you mutter "what a dipshit" when you hear them.

Ray thinks he's so witty and clever but I think he's a quipshit.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 21, 2018

duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.

Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 2, 2018

midwestern standoff

A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.

Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 7, 2020

Arpaio

Noun. A shit-filled, pie-like pastry that originated in Arizona and is popular with racists across America. An arpaio is literally full of shit.

"OMG, this tastes like shit!" "That's because it IS shit -- it's an arpaio." "Oh. Pardon me!" "Already did."

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean August 26, 2017

Psychophant

Noun. A person whose need for sycophantic praise and flattery borders on psychosis.

"Did you see that clip of the cabinet meeting?" "I know. It's creepy. He's such a psychophant."

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean June 13, 2017