Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean's definitions

injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.

“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 22, 2023

narcisciter

Noun. An academic who excessively cites their own work.

Half his citations are to his own articles, even though none of them are original. He’s such a narcisciter.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean July 15, 2021

midwestern standoff

A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.

Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 7, 2020

Psychophant

Noun. A person whose need for sycophantic praise and flattery borders on psychosis.

"Did you see that clip of the cabinet meeting?" "I know. It's creepy. He's such a psychophant."

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean June 13, 2017

Arpaio

Noun. A shit-filled, pie-like pastry that originated in Arizona and is popular with racists across America. An arpaio is literally full of shit.

"OMG, this tastes like shit!" "That's because it IS shit -- it's an arpaio." "Oh. Pardon me!" "Already did."

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean August 26, 2017

Paniac

Noun. Someone who is a maniac for or from pain — either inflicting it or suffering it.

Why are you watching the impeachment hearings? Are you some kind of paniac?

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean November 29, 2019

Presentment

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.

Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019