Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean's definitions
Noun. A shit-filled, pie-like pastry that originated in Arizona and is popular with racists across America. An arpaio is literally full of shit.
"OMG, this tastes like shit!" "That's because it IS shit -- it's an arpaio." "Oh. Pardon me!" "Already did."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean August 26, 2017
Get the Arpaiomug. A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.
Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 7, 2020
Get the midwestern standoffmug. by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean June 13, 2017
Get the Psychophantmug. Verb. To monopolize a panel's alloted time, so other panelists are unable to present their work or participate.
"How'd your presentation go?" "It didn't. The guy who went first panelopolized the entire 50 minutes."
"A panelopolizer and a q&ahole make for a perfect storm of conference assholery."
"A panelopolizer and a q&ahole make for a perfect storm of conference assholery."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean June 9, 2017
Get the Panelopolizemug. A multi-tasking mafioso who serves as consigliere to the head of a mafia family but who also can arrange theater tickets and restaurant reservations from his desk in the hotel lobby.
“Tom may not be a wartime consigliere, but he’s a hella good consiglierge — the tickets he got us for Hamilton were excellent.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean December 5, 2020
Get the consigliergemug. Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019
Get the Presentmentmug. Half his citations are to his own articles, even though none of them are original. He’s such a narcisciter.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean July 15, 2021
Get the narciscitermug.