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Verb. To monopolize a panel's alloted time, so other panelists are unable to present their work or participate.
"How'd your presentation go?" "It didn't. The guy who went first panelopolized the entire 50 minutes."
"A panelopolizer and a q&ahole make for a perfect storm of conference assholery."
"A panelopolizer and a q&ahole make for a perfect storm of conference assholery."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean June 9, 2017
Get the Panelopolize mug.A multi-tasking mafioso who serves as consigliere to the head of a mafia family but who also can arrange theater tickets and restaurant reservations from his desk in the hotel lobby.
“Tom may not be a wartime consigliere, but he’s a hella good consiglierge — the tickets he got us for Hamilton were excellent.
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Get the quipshit mug.Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019
Get the Presentment mug.Noun. A shit-filled, pie-like pastry that originated in Arizona and is popular with racists across America. An arpaio is literally full of shit.
"OMG, this tastes like shit!" "That's because it IS shit -- it's an arpaio." "Oh. Pardon me!" "Already did."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean August 26, 2017
Get the Arpaio mug.A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.
Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 7, 2020
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