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Panelopolize

Verb. To monopolize a panel's alloted time, so other panelists are unable to present their work or participate.
"How'd your presentation go?" "It didn't. The guy who went first panelopolized the entire 50 minutes."
"A panelopolizer and a q&ahole make for a perfect storm of conference assholery."
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consiglierge

A multi-tasking mafioso who serves as consigliere to the head of a mafia family but who also can arrange theater tickets and restaurant reservations from his desk in the hotel lobby.
“Tom may not be a wartime consigliere, but he’s a hella good consiglierge — the tickets he got us for Hamilton were excellent.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean December 5, 2020
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injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.
“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 22, 2023
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quipshit

Noun. A person whose quips are so stupid that you mutter "what a dipshit" when you hear them.
Ray thinks he's so witty and clever but I think he's a quipshit.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 21, 2018
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Presentment

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.
Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019
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Arpaio

Noun. A shit-filled, pie-like pastry that originated in Arizona and is popular with racists across America. An arpaio is literally full of shit.
"OMG, this tastes like shit!" "That's because it IS shit -- it's an arpaio." "Oh. Pardon me!" "Already did."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean August 26, 2017
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midwestern standoff

A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.
Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 7, 2020
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