Sean Brian Kirby's definitions

snooty

Snobbish, stuck-up.

That snooty bitch just looked askance at me!

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

Absurdistan

Your current locale/country when something completely ridiculous happens.

Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

scram

To leave with much haste.

Hey, there's my Mom! I better scam.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

aiight

A lazy-tongued way of saying "all right."

"Hey, what's going on?"

"Aiight."

by Sean Brian Kirby October 30, 2004

torpedo tits

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.

Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003

Kofi Annan

The corrupt, ineffectual One-World bitch who currently heads the UN.

Kofi Annan does nothing about genocides, oversees the rapes of 9-year-olds, and is weak and dangerous in the face of tyranny. Plus he gets paid, and then some.

by Sean Brian Kirby May 5, 2005