Sean Brian Kirby's definitions

Poontang

The President of Russia.

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 10, 2005

rice rocket

My belovéd (late) 1978 Kawasaki KZ400.

When my Texan friend saw me and my bike coming, he'd cry out, "Rice Rocket!"

by Sean Brian Kirby June 12, 2003

Soixante neuf

French for sixty nine.

To demonstrate how poorly I counted in Froggish, I said, "Un, deux, trois, cinq, soixante neuf," and she gasped.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 30, 2004

holy shit on a rope

Something my (many-times) boss Mike says. Don't ask me why. But it's pretty cool.

Lesbian #3: Mr. Jim just wrecked the forklift again.

Mike: Holy shit on a rope!

Muff: Fuck you, Mr. Jim!

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

doggie

To have sex with a girl who's on all fours.

She had the greatest ass; I could have doggied with her all day long.

by Sean Brian Kirby May 3, 2005

scram

To leave with much haste.

Hey, there's my Mom! I better scam.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

Mustang

Vital escort fighter sircraft of the Second World War, the first capable of escorting bombers to the heart of Germany and back.

"When I saw the Mustangs over Berlin, I knew the gig weas up." Hermann Göring

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004