smoker

Most every woman in Bulgaria is a smoker.
by Sean Brian Kirby July 04, 2005
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flipping

A term that thoroughbred jockeys use to describe the process by which they keep their weight down by sticking a finger in the back of their throat and regurgitating.
Jerry was always so weak from all that flipping he did.
by Sean Brian Kirby December 16, 2005
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skis

He kept calling me "skis," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but I couldn't find it. Now where's that guy with the skinny dick attached to the big wallet?
by Sean Brian Kirby October 17, 2005
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Kofi Annan

The corrupt, ineffectual One-World bitch who currently heads the UN.
Kofi Annan does nothing about genocides, oversees the rapes of 9-year-olds, and is weak and dangerous in the face of tyranny. Plus he gets paid, and then some.
by Sean Brian Kirby May 05, 2005
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DCF

She said she went to school with Troy Aikman, and would think he was cute if he wasn't such a DCF.
by Sean Brian Kirby May 09, 2004
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sploik

The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.
Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!
by Sean Brian Kirby October 11, 2005
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torpedo tits

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.
Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!
by Sean Brian Kirby June 03, 2003
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