27 definitions by Screaming Old Man

ecclesiastrophe

The priest slapping the baby crying at its own baptism was an ecclesiastrophe.

by Screaming Old Man March 14, 2022

The little snowballs that attach themselves to a dog’s leg after romping through the snow.

Buster, the wonder dog came running through the house with snowdaggetts all over her legs.

by Screaming Old Man November 28, 2019

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

I just got a felontine from a creep at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

Bob’s batitude was really bringing the whole family down.

by Screaming Old Man February 3, 2021

Musician who does not read sheet music, however, in most cases, can learn a piece of music very quickly.

Earl will have no problem figuring out that song. He’s been bluegrassically trained.

by Screaming Old Man April 21, 2022