Definitions by Scout

McCarter Bird 

A large, human-like bird, usually bald, who lives in the northern Massachusetts area and squaks loudly while flapping his arms. Wears a funny hat and is obsessed with toilets.

"Did you hear that? What the hell was that?"
"Oh, just the McCarter Bird."

McCarter Bird by Scout March 24, 2005

Huber Heights 

Largest City of Brick Homes. Was a nice cozy town, but has been inhabited by white trash country folk.

Where are you from?
Huber.
Ahh, Hubriar Heights...

Huber Heights by Scout October 31, 2004

Penguin King 

1. One who rules the penguins.
2. The tightest kid around.
3. Peter Lucier.
4. Xavier

Wow, there goes Peter Lucier, the mother fucking Penguin King!

Penguin King by Scout November 17, 2003