6 definitions by Scott Kerr
Place: Large estate on the South-Side of Glasgow, with more junkies and scumbags per square inch (3.3Cm)than the rest of Scotland. The area has multi-storey flats which attract 'The Salt Of The Earth'.
This area also sees teenage pregancies as a way to obtain council dwellings, methadone habits in kids of the same age, and women with scars/forearm tattoos.
Main attraction is the 'Somerfield' where you can steal batteries for your walkman, and the 'Greggs the Bakers' where the local junkies can bee seen eating a 'Fudge Donut' with the remaining 3 teeth still left in their head.
This area also sees teenage pregancies as a way to obtain council dwellings, methadone habits in kids of the same age, and women with scars/forearm tattoos.
Main attraction is the 'Somerfield' where you can steal batteries for your walkman, and the 'Greggs the Bakers' where the local junkies can bee seen eating a 'Fudge Donut' with the remaining 3 teeth still left in their head.
Tourist - "I hear that Glasgow is a very picturesque city, with a strong line of architecture, and culture. Where do you recommend I visit first?"
Resident - "Well, there's an offie doon at the cross... and there's a Greggs doon next tae the library if ye want a pie... But that's the pure Posh bit o' the Gorbals...
Resident - "Well, there's an offie doon at the cross... and there's a Greggs doon next tae the library if ye want a pie... But that's the pure Posh bit o' the Gorbals...
by Scott Kerr March 15, 2006
Adj. Derogatory Term:
Someone who claims DSS benefits whilst sitting on their asses all day, and watching bad daytime TV, hooked up to the satelite dish that they got to keep their 9 kids quiet... And living off a diet of Kebab (see Yakult) Super-Lager and Trisha on channel 5.
See : Greenock, Gippo
Someone who claims DSS benefits whilst sitting on their asses all day, and watching bad daytime TV, hooked up to the satelite dish that they got to keep their 9 kids quiet... And living off a diet of Kebab (see Yakult) Super-Lager and Trisha on channel 5.
See : Greenock, Gippo
1.) Son - "Haw, Maw, I wannae go tae college an become a
pure mad rocket scientist an' that...
Whit dae ye hink Maw?
Mother - "Naw, ya pure maddie... You're gonnae be
Dolescum just like yer Da!
...Get yer arse doon the buroo tae sign
oan ya wee scumbag!"
pure mad rocket scientist an' that...
Whit dae ye hink Maw?
Mother - "Naw, ya pure maddie... You're gonnae be
Dolescum just like yer Da!
...Get yer arse doon the buroo tae sign
oan ya wee scumbag!"
by Scott Kerr March 15, 2006
Slang expletive.
Def: Falice;Boabie;Knob;Dobber.
Regional dialect in West of Scotland (especially the Clyde Valley) for a large formation of male genitalia usually directed as an insult towards a person who "is pure ful o' themsel'"
Def: Falice;Boabie;Knob;Dobber.
Regional dialect in West of Scotland (especially the Clyde Valley) for a large formation of male genitalia usually directed as an insult towards a person who "is pure ful o' themsel'"
"Aw, whit man... That guy oo'er ther is a pure chopper!!!"
(roughly translated to 'that gentleman over there is a bit full of it...)
(roughly translated to 'that gentleman over there is a bit full of it...)
by Scott Kerr March 14, 2006
Adjective. (West of Scotland)
Def: To be a manky soap dodgin' tree huggin' hippy...
Named after the one and only Sir Bob. Also applicable to anyone from Greenock.
(see also Crusty,Tink,Gippo,Dolescum)
Def: To be a manky soap dodgin' tree huggin' hippy...
Named after the one and only Sir Bob. Also applicable to anyone from Greenock.
(see also Crusty,Tink,Gippo,Dolescum)
by Scott Kerr March 14, 2006
by Scott Kerr March 14, 2006
Indicator that your pretty lady on the end of your knob loves it, to the point it touches your scrotie bag...
'...Up to the nutz...'
'...To the hilt...'
'...Up to the nutz...'
'...To the hilt...'
by Scott Kerr March 22, 2006