5 definitions by SchauchRodd

chengywoman

Chengywoman is a woman who is uncertain of her sexuality. She is a lesbian who occasionally asks out man. She uses $10 cvs gift cards to gift her girlfriends. She has a fat-ass forehead bigger than a basketball. She weighs almost as much Donald Trump. She loves glizzies, and not just the hot dog kind.

“You hear about that new woman in town?” I thought she was a man!

“Nooo, she’s a Chengywoman!”

by SchauchRodd March 12, 2022

Eddy Z

Eddy Z loves saying a naughty word that begins with n. He likes talking about bunda. He brings binoculars to the swim club to observe LEC. His Home Screen is David being naughty. His favorite elements on the periodic table are nickel and ger. He failed NNN on the first day at approximately 12:01 AM

It’s a wild Eddy Z!

What is that word he’s saying? It begins with n and ends with r. Nnn…r!

by SchauchRodd February 11, 2023

speller

An awkward term that is used when somebody wants to mask their failure with their great spelling skills. They often aren't actually that great at spelling and could probably lose to a monkey in a spelling contest. They want scholarships from it but don't know why they aren't coming. They will probably end up being in the lower class. Unless, you know, the ScRiPpS sPeLlInG bEe comes along.

Bobbeee: Have you heard? Sundra is getting Fs in all of her classes!
Jonnie: Yeah. She's actually my ex. I'm so happy that she is failing. At least she won't follow me to MIT (Maximum Institute of Turndowns)
Sundra (from all the way across the room): Hey! That's not nice! I'm actually a speller and I will win next week's unofficial spelling contest between me and my pet orangutan! *stars sweating heavily*. Most definitely

by SchauchRodd November 3, 2021

you're done

A phrase used by teachers and parents on seemingly disobedient teenagers to make them feel scared and uncomfortable. Little do these "adults" know, many teens have developed an immunity to the phrase and are left unaffected when it is used on them, even with the loudest voice.

Child: "Mom, you're such a fuckhead! Why did you order me XXL-sized underwear, you know I deserve the XXXXL-sized underwear!"
Mom: "You're such an abusive child! Go to your room! Now! You're DONE!!!"
Child: *Calls upon immunity* "Nuh, uh mom. Imma stay right here until you explain your horrible actions, you asshole!"
Mom: *takes Daddy's super-long belt*
Child: "AAAAAAAA!!!! MOMMY NO!!!!!"

by SchauchRodd November 6, 2021

chutian

He is a Chinese guy with very long hair. He does math and loves it. He’s the nerdiest nerd on the planet. He likes saying weird jokes about boys and girls doing stuff. He thinks he’s an athlete but instead he’s Chinese.

You know that kid Chutian? Yeah, he’s a ching Chong.he’s a nerd. “Yep, that just about sums it up.”

by SchauchRodd March 12, 2022