7 definitions by Sastwatch

perp the herp

To spread, knowingly or not, herpes to another person, thereby becoming the perpetrator as in a crime.

They couldn't have sex because he had a herpes outbreak. He didn't want to perp the herp.

by Sastwatch August 22, 2007

Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

by Sastwatch August 22, 2007

'rhea river

The deluge of untreated sewage that flows into the wastewater treatment plant. Has been known to carry many seeds, whistles, balloons, and 2x4's and is tended to by turd herders.

Anaerobic bacterial digestion and aeration are important steps in eliminating solids and bacteria from the 'rhea river.

by Sastwatch September 25, 2008

whistles

Tampon applicators, sans tampons, known to float in the 'rhea river. Named for their resemblance to whistles or any other wind instrument.

The most common whistles floating in the 'rhea river were pink in color.

by Sastwatch September 25, 2008

Sastwatch

When a chick has a really thick, bushy, lush crop of pubes to the extent that it might have as much hair as Sasquatch.

I was rockin' the Sastwatch because I hadn't shaved my puss in weeks.

by Sastwatch August 22, 2007

balloons

Used condoms floating in the 'rhea river that are bloated and swollen from their long exposure to the liquid sewage. Often found floating with whistles.

Balloons become so bloated from their long journey down the 'rhea river that even the smallest ones end up looking bigger than Magnums.

by Sastwatch September 25, 2008

Cockzilla

A large penis that a woman fears to have penetrate her because it looks monstrous enough to wreak havoc on Tokyo, much less her vagina.

Even though we were all horny and ready, I was scared to have sex with him as soon as I saw his Cockzilla.

by Sastwatch August 22, 2007