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BANGS not BOTOX

The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.

My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!

by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009

Turbo Pussy

A pussy that has received g-post amplification thru the plastic surgery procedure whereby the g-spot is stimulated then injected with collagen or other similar filler. This makes a woman more orgasmic and some even report, makes them perpetually horny. The amplification effect lasts about 6 months, gradually dissipating in the last few months. The women who have the procedures generally become addicted to having Turbo Pussy, even tho the procedure costs on average: $1,200 - $1,500 per injection.

Woman commenting to another woman: All I want to do is get laid or break out my toys every nite, having Turbo Pussy has turned me into a nympho!

by sarasplayroom.com July 3, 2009

Live-aboard

Both a noun and a verb, referring to someone who lives aboard a boat, e.g., 'They live aboard their boat' or 'he is a live-aboard'. Can be temporary or permanent, for the length of a dive, vacation, season, lifetime or retirement. If of a more permanent nature, refers to someone who likes the carefree lifestyle associated with living on a boat vs. the responsibility of living in a dwelling on land

One to another: My Dad is retiring soon and he's going to sell his house and become a live-aboard.

Another: No way!

One: Yes, he's going to live-aboard his boat and just sail around the Caribbean and see every single island.

by sarasplayroom.com July 17, 2009

White Boy Stab

A sex term indicating a white man doing a white girl doggy-style where his dick is small to average in length. The white man can't really thrust or do long strokes, so he just pulls out a little bit on the out-stroke so he pathetically doesn't pop out, but tries to ram the girl really hard on the in-thrust, trying to make her feel like she is really being fucked, when she's not. Hence he is doing the lame, mechanical White Boy Stab.

Girl to other Girl in Club: Whatever you do, even tho that dude is cute, do not let him do you because I can tell you from the depths of small dick hell, all he can do is the lame White Boy Stab from behind.

by sarasplayroom.com June 29, 2009

Pinkie Salute

When girls hold up their pinkie fingers, to wag at a guy who has a small penis, doing so in humiliation.

That girl just gave the guy driving the Red Ferrari the pinkie salute! He must have a small dick.

by sarasplayroom.com March 7, 2009

F Troop

A group of Fags. Usually partying or clubbing together or doing something that is quite faggy. And usually denotes a motley crew of Fags, not just cloned Fags, hence referring back to the tv show F Troop where there were characters / soldiers of different looks, heights, ages, etc.

Check out that F Troop over there! Did you ever see such an epic collection of Fags in one place?

by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2009

VENUS FLYPUSSY

A very hot, beautiful, manipulative woman who lures men into her honey trap and then devours them, and by devours, this means financially, or by turning them into slaves who will do anything for her. She enjoys financially ruining men or turning them into groveling slaves and moving onto the next victim due to her insatiable appetite. Related to the gold digger, but more dominant and in control of the weaker male.

One Stripper to Another: I used to be a gold digger, but every girl here is, too much competition, so now I've become a Venus Flypussy!

Another: What's that?

Stripper: It's when you look for weak wimps with money to financially drain or turn into slaves. It beats screwing for money. You don't even have to screw them. But you do end up "screwing" them if you get my drift...

by sarasplayroom.com August 21, 2009