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A Cumquick cums too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.
One Girl to Another: He may be cuuuuuute, but he's a cumquick.
Another: NFW (no f*cking way)
Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes
Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.
Another: NFW (no f*cking way)
Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes
Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.
by sarasplayroom.com September 1, 2009
Get the Cumquickmug. Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
by sarasplayroom.com April 4, 2010
Get the Sperm Whalemug. Primarily UK Slang for a girl or Size Queen (referring to the fan in the definition) who prefers larger cocks of tan color and who absolutely doesn't go for small white ones. The tan color refers to mixed race men. The fan doesn't go for the darker black men (well at least not yet).
Girl #1: Did you see how that blondie eyed up the place looking for some steaming hot mocha latte?
Girl #2: She skimmed right over the white-as-ghosts guys.
Girl #1: There is a Lenny Kravitz lookalike over there.
Girl #2: She's got a bead on him.
Girl #1: She's a shameless fan of tan.
Girl #2: She skimmed right over the white-as-ghosts guys.
Girl #1: There is a Lenny Kravitz lookalike over there.
Girl #2: She's got a bead on him.
Girl #1: She's a shameless fan of tan.
by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2010
Get the Fan of Tanmug. What one girl says to another if her tampon string is showing, especially if she is in a bikini on the beach, or is a stripper in a skimpy outfit. Refers to the tampon string sticking out like a parachuter's ripcord. This alerts the girl of her embarrassing predicament without saying something truly embarrassing such as 'Tampon String Alert'! It is also the girlie warning equivalent of a guy saying 'XYZ' to a guy, meaning Examine Your Zipper (cuz it's down).
Girl to another girl on the beach: Um Geronimo!
Another girl: OMG no! (Throws a towel over her bikini bottom and makes a quick adjustment to hide the string)
Another girl: OMG no! (Throws a towel over her bikini bottom and makes a quick adjustment to hide the string)
by sarasplayroom.com July 13, 2009
Get the Geronimomug. Girl who will accompany a wanna-be fag on his forays into bars or clubs to find a gay man to play with.
Jessica is such a fag sitter. I don't know why she agrees to go out with Chad while he shops for tops at gay bars.
by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2009
Get the Fag Sittermug. When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009
Get the Pokeritismug. A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.
One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
Get the Guidosismug.