53 definitions by Sarah Lambert

clown beef

Slang for marijuana.
Developed by Teresa and myself, way back in the day when we were freshman in high school (1998).

We're going to the beach tomorrow, so don't forget to pack the clown beef and some papers.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

shim hole

1.)What a shim has in place of genitalia.

2.)Also can be used as an insult.

1.)Tim and Mark are total shims, I bet they sit around and play with each others' shim holes all day!

2.)I kicked him out of my house because he was being a total shim hole.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

porno creep

Someone who is addicted to porn, or watches so much porn that they get to the point where normal sexual acts and/or average people don't satisfy them so they have to go to extremes to get off. Could be a serious problem for someone lacking self control and/or a sense of right and wrong.

He watches so much porn I'm afraid he might turn into a porno creep.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

duck sauce

Semen, especially when it comes from duck sausage.

Dude:Do you like duck sausage?

Chick:Naw, I just like the sauce, duck sauce that is!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

pizza tits

Tits that have big giant pepperoni nipples

guy 1:"Man, look at the size of those nipples!"
guy 2:"Damn, those are totally pizza tits!"

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

peter puffing

the act of sucking a dick, more often than not homosexually.

That big white-ass porn star with the coke can dick was peter puffing that black guy with the giant donkey dong.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.

I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008