Samwell's definitions

Bucket

An oversized vagina due to lots of sex.

Shut up you bucket minged slag!
She's got a bucket!

by Samwell March 25, 2005

grime factor 5

basically it is the height of the grimnicity.

This sausage roll is grime factor 5

by Samwell March 30, 2005

topage

the height of topness, it mean its really really top

that gig was topage u know

by Samwell March 30, 2005

chuff

To masturbate, to have a wank

I had a chuff
I fancy a chuff

by Samwell July 19, 2006

minge

The female genitals, a vagina

Can I feel your minge?
How big is your minge?
What does your minge look like?
Can I put my dick in your minge?

by Samwell December 22, 2004